What to do with an entire trash can FULL of doggy doo?

[Robb]

:D

Make no mistake, this is your standard, out-to-the-curb, full-sized trash can, filled to the BRIM with dog poop. It's the result of the spring thaw clean-up from the yard.

If you've ever wondered how much two huskies poop over the winter, there's your answer. :D

Of course, it's very heavy. My plan was just to take it to the transfer station, where for $2 they will take it off my hands.

But ... I'm of the mind that thinks such a large amount of anything should serve a higher purpose.

Any ideas? :evilgrin:

[bicentennial_baby]

1. No idea but...

As someone who has dealt with two huskies over the winter, I sympathize *hug*

[flvegan]

2. Got any neighbors that you really don't like?

:evilgrin:

[DarkTirade]

11. Dang, ya beat me to it.

:P

[LuckyLib]

3. Fed Ex to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

[Ahpook]

10. Hehe, i was thinking the same thing

The old doggy doo on the front porch trick? :)

[DS1]

4. town lake

[Archae]

5. Hire a small plane...

And fly over the next Freeper rally... (I think you can fill in the rest...) :rofl:

[Bullwinkle925]

6. what a sick and twisted thought . . .

BUT it was my first thought . . .



stir fry??

[LeftyMom]

7. Revenge

All you need to do is find somebody you dislike who has a convertible.

Bonus points if you YouTube it.

[HEyHEY]

8. Got a score to settle?

[jus_the_facts]

9. Buy a bunch of paper bags...find houses with McCain signs.....

....light the bag and ring the doorbell...then RUN! :nuke:

[Robb]

12. I like it

...but that's a damn lot of paper bags. :D

[kath]

24. 5 or 6 people died in a house fire here, probable cause was that exact stunt, thought to have been

done by a neighbor girl. Very, very sad.

http://cms.firehouse.com/web/online/News/Officials-Say-Fatal-Oklahoma-Fire-Human-Generated-But-Not-Arson/46$36480

[madinmaryland]

13. NOT MY PROBLEM..

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

14. Put it in the dung room with the dead Indian

"Dung, sir."

"What?"

"We've got your dung."

"What dung?"

"Your dung. Three hundredweight of heavy droppings. Where do you want it?"

"I didn't order any dung!"

"Yes you did, sir. You ordered it through the Book of the Month Club."

"Book of the Month Club?"

"That's right, sir. You get 'Gone with the Wind.' 'Les Miserables' by Victor Hugo, 'The French Lieutenant's Woman' and with every third book you get dung."





"Have you recently bought a new cooker, sir?"

"Yes."

"Ah well, this is your free dead Indian, as advertised."

"I didn't see that in the adverts."

"No, it's in the very small print, you see, sir, so as not to affect the sales."

"We've no room!"

"That's all right. You can put the dead Indian in the spare room on top of the dung."

"Me heap dizzy."

"He's not dead!"

"Oh, well, that's probably a faulty cooker."

[SOteric]

15. Re-brand it.

Organic fertilizer. $5/ pound. One to a customer, first come, first served.

[Whoa_Nelly]

16. You can compost it

Is it safe to add cat or dog feces to a compost pile?

No, both cat and dog feces contain pathogenic bacteria. Compost cat and dog feces separately using CBPA http://www.ecochem.com/t_cbpa.html . This will accelerate the composting process, eliminate odor and suppress pathogenic bacteria.
http://www.ecochem.com/t_compost_faq.html



Another site
Pet Waste Composting
videos and instructions


http://www.cityfarmer.org/petwaste.html

and another info site from

http://www.uaf.edu/ces/compost/dogs.html

[hippywife]

17. From what I understand

it is not okay to use dog and cat feces in the compost pile. Not sure why you have conflicting answers but I wouldn't risk it. :hi:

[Whoa_Nelly]

18. Hi hippywife!

The links I provided tell all about how to make it safe to mix the doggy poo in compost using a biodegradable something that kills the bacteria, etc.

:hi: :loveya:

[davsand]

19. I was gonna ask if you deliver, but then realized somebody already had...

I can send you a list of names and addresses to visit if it would help.

:evilgrin:



Laura

[jakefrep]

20. Place it at the front door of the local Republican HQ and light it on fire

That'll be like the eternal flame.

[Elidor]

21. It's too bad it's not horse poo

Mushroom growers pay big money for sterilized horse poo. It's a great medium. Next time, get horses. And an autoclave.

[Arugula Latte]

22. Wasn't this in The Simpsons Movie (pig poop in that case) ...

As I recall, they dumped a silo filled with pig droppings into a lake ... And got in big trouble.

[havocmom]

23. do you ever get mailers from GOP, the ones with postage paid return envelopes?

Got tape?
:evilgrin: