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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-19-08 12:00 PM Original message |
Here's a question I bet none of you has EVER been asked. |
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Dr. Strange (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-19-08 12:01 PM Response to Original message |
1. Do you have a square to spare? |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-19-08 12:05 PM Response to Reply #1 |
3. Apparently, she is under the impression that we use leaves. |
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arcadian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-19-08 12:43 PM Response to Reply #3 |
25. Verbascum thapsus |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-19-08 12:45 PM Response to Reply #25 |
26. Um, yeah. Not gonna happen. |
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arcadian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-19-08 12:57 PM Response to Reply #26 |
35. Okay, you don't like mullein, can I interest you in some Lamb's Ear? |
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MilesColtrane (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-19-08 10:30 PM Response to Reply #35 |
55. But, that would be baaaah baaaaah baaaahd. |
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AllegroRondo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-19-08 12:05 PM Response to Original message |
2. is she asking about low-flow toilets? |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-19-08 12:05 PM Response to Reply #2 |
5. Now see, THAT would make sense. But alas, she's just certifiable. |
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TZ (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-19-08 12:05 PM Response to Original message |
4. ohh man... |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-19-08 12:09 PM Response to Reply #4 |
13. Don't worry about that. |
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Madrone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-19-08 12:31 PM Response to Reply #4 |
22. That is exactly the thought I had. |
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Ilsa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-19-08 10:23 PM Response to Reply #4 |
53. Passive aggressive person? nt |
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Flaxbee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-19-08 12:05 PM Response to Original message |
6. lol! "Toilet power" |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-19-08 12:08 PM Response to Reply #6 |
11. Weird thing is, she's been here plenty of times. She knows exactly |
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KamaAina (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-19-08 06:15 PM Response to Reply #6 |
44. "Defeating evil with a single flush" |
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datasuspect (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-19-08 12:06 PM Response to Original message |
7. maybe she just takes big dumps. |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-19-08 12:07 PM Response to Original message |
8. Since they're headed south, it simply means they are better than you |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-19-08 12:09 PM Response to Reply #8 |
12. Listen you elitist Masshole. |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-19-08 12:10 PM Response to Reply #12 |
15. Except land mass, education rates, not being the exhaust filter for New York City |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-19-08 12:12 PM Response to Reply #15 |
17. What about being the exhaust filter for Boston? |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-19-08 12:34 PM Response to Reply #17 |
23. Maine |
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Parche (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-19-08 12:07 PM Response to Original message |
9. You Look A Little Flush... |
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LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-19-08 12:07 PM Response to Original message |
10. I guess she wants to make sure there won't be a line at the outhouse? |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-19-08 12:10 PM Response to Reply #10 |
14. 3 even! |
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LisaM (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-19-08 12:11 PM Response to Original message |
16. Well, what you should do..... |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-19-08 12:13 PM Response to Reply #16 |
19. I think she'd have a heart attack. |
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quip (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-19-08 12:12 PM Response to Original message |
18. What a shitty question to ask! If I were you, I'd be pissed! |
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LynzM (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-19-08 12:14 PM Response to Original message |
20. I've been to places where this was an issue... |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-19-08 12:16 PM Response to Reply #20 |
21. No, we have sewers. Don't listen to DS1. |
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City of Mills (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-19-08 12:41 PM Response to Original message |
24. Maybe she meant toilet PAPER? |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-19-08 12:59 PM Response to Reply #24 |
37. Series. Does she think I don't know how to purchase my own? |
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Lars39 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-19-08 12:48 PM Response to Original message |
27. This means she manages to overflow the toilet every place she goes. |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-19-08 12:50 PM Response to Reply #27 |
29. Is she the Clog Whisperer |
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NJmaverick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-19-08 12:49 PM Response to Original message |
28. Better go out and buy a plunger, good gloves, googles and a face mask |
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City of Mills (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-19-08 12:52 PM Response to Reply #28 |
30. Googles! |
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NJmaverick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-19-08 12:53 PM Response to Reply #30 |
33. thank you mr helpy helper- goggles |
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gilpo (601 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-19-08 12:52 PM Response to Original message |
31. I think I know.... She meant that with SO many people using the septic system... |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-19-08 12:52 PM Response to Reply #31 |
32. We don't HAVE a septic system. We're civilized, not like DS1 and the other Massholes. |
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JustABozoOnThisBus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-19-08 01:16 PM Response to Reply #32 |
42. Elitist sewer-bigot |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-19-08 12:57 PM Response to Original message |
34. Nevermind - I was thinking she was asking about toilet paper |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-19-08 12:57 PM Response to Reply #34 |
36. Nice one, freeper. |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-19-08 01:02 PM Response to Reply #36 |
38. My ears are CLOSED to you - you pre-cursor to the Anti-Christ |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-19-08 01:03 PM Response to Reply #38 |
39. WOOHOO!!!! |
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madinmaryland (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-19-08 01:05 PM Response to Original message |
40. I assume she is asking about whether you have a septic system or city sewer. |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-19-08 01:05 PM Response to Reply #40 |
41. We've lived here for 17 years. She's been here countless times. |
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Bake (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-19-08 04:53 PM Response to Original message |
43. Tell 'em you generally use sandpaper, and they should bring their own. |
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Mutley (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-19-08 06:28 PM Response to Original message |
45. Of course, you have to make sure you have no toilet paper in sight when they arrive. |
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sammythecat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-19-08 06:38 PM Response to Original message |
46. Can you handle a real life shitstorm? |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-19-08 08:00 PM Response to Original message |
47. Well, there was this issue I had with matcom's toilet... |
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malta blue (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-19-08 08:04 PM Response to Original message |
48. LOL ... |
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triguy46 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-19-08 08:26 PM Response to Original message |
49. Not in that many words, but our son has his way of challenging any plumbing system. |
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Jamastiene (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-19-08 08:33 PM Response to Original message |
50. Considering the fact that my step dad says I sound like I am cranking a lawn mower |
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ghostsofgiants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-19-08 08:33 PM Response to Original message |
51. It the flush a little wussy flush or a powerful river of flushitude? |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-20-08 06:35 AM Response to Reply #51 |
66. Powerful river of flushitude. |
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ghostsofgiants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-20-08 11:01 AM Response to Reply #66 |
68. In that case, what a weird question. |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-20-08 11:06 AM Response to Reply #68 |
69. Not as weird as this. |
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ghostsofgiants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-20-08 11:34 AM Response to Reply #69 |
70. Hahaha, sounds like you've got your hands full with her. |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-20-08 11:40 AM Response to Reply #70 |
71. She's a flat out nutbag. |
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ghostsofgiants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-20-08 11:52 AM Response to Reply #71 |
75. Goddess sounds like an understatement. |
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krispos42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-20-08 11:59 AM Response to Reply #69 |
77. And I bet... |
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doc03 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-19-08 10:17 PM Response to Original message |
52. They're full of shit n/t |
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MilesColtrane (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-19-08 10:28 PM Response to Original message |
54. Insist upon an American Standard™....it's "Madden Approved". |
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jakefrep (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-19-08 11:18 PM Response to Original message |
56. Is she doing one of those colon-purging treatments... |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-20-08 05:57 AM Response to Reply #56 |
62. Oh, like I'm going ask her THAT. |
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Haole Girl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-19-08 11:38 PM Response to Original message |
57. lol! |
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mike_c (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-19-08 11:47 PM Response to Original message |
58. moisten the seat and sit on it in the usual position to get a good seal... |
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DarkTirade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-20-08 12:00 AM Response to Original message |
59. She might have a point. |
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siligut (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-20-08 12:09 AM Response to Original message |
60. She probably didn't know what to ask. |
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begin_within (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-20-08 12:18 AM Response to Original message |
61. Tell her no you don't, and ask her to bring some. |
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LaurenG (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-20-08 06:04 AM Response to Original message |
63. My brother lives in a home with "low toilet power" |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-20-08 06:11 AM Response to Original message |
64. you live in Virginia |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-20-08 06:32 AM Response to Reply #64 |
65. Oh, schmoopy. Where have you been? |
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texas1928 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-20-08 07:10 AM Response to Original message |
67. Just tell her, yes... |
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Blue Diadem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-20-08 11:44 AM Response to Original message |
72. Maybe she wants to bring her own porta potty? |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-20-08 11:46 AM Response to Reply #72 |
73. No. I'm too afraid to. |
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krispos42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-20-08 11:52 AM Response to Original message |
74. "Cap'n, we dinna hae t'power!" |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-20-08 11:53 AM Response to Reply #74 |
76. Okay. Now that is funny. |
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krispos42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-20-08 12:07 PM Response to Reply #76 |
80. Is your main energizer bypassed like a Christmas tree? |
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Blue_Tires (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-20-08 12:01 PM Response to Original message |
78. your SIL just earned the forever nickname of "The Unflushable" |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-20-08 12:01 PM Response to Reply #78 |
79. Ha. You should hear what WE call her. |
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Taverner (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-20-08 12:12 PM Response to Original message |
81. Toilet Power! - FUCK YEAH! |
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