Post here and I'll give you a free "psychic reading"

[Haole Girl]

Ok... I'm not a "real" psychic, I just pretend to be one.

But, I can still give pretend readings...if you'd like one! ;-)

(Yes, I am bored today)

[Orrex]

1. Why not? Sylvia Browne, James van Praagh, and John Edward have made millions on pretend readings

Let's hear mine!

[Haole Girl]

3. Well...

The first thought that came to mind is that water is in your future. I have no idea why. Hope that helps! lol

[TZ]

8. I sense....

that you have lots of skepticism..and you are closed minded to the possibilities......Look I can go into business for myself!:evilgrin: :P

[Haole Girl]

12. Good one!

:D :hi:

[krispos42]

2. Okay, sock it to me n/t

[Haole Girl]

5. There is a major financial decision you will be forced to make...

..or it has been weighing on you lately. Don't be afraid to ask for assistance from family members.

Remember... I am only a pretend psychic! ;-) :hi:

[krispos42]

7. Wow, you are psychic!

Last night I was at the store struggling between buying "Meow Mix" or "Purina One" for my kitteh!


Then I remembered that Thom Hartmann pitches "Purina One", so I spent the extra and bought it!


You're amazing!



So, what's it like winning the Powerball twice a week?

:-)

[Haole Girl]

9. haha!

If only... *sigh*

:-)

[BarenakedLady]

4. Yes!

Please tell me what is going to happen next. The anticipation is causing me great anxiety.

[Haole Girl]

6. Watch for the one with flowers....

I can't tell you why... but flowers are somehow in your future.

Hmmm.... I am better at this than I thought! lol :hug:

[BarenakedLady]

14. Someone is going to give me flowers?

Or is going to be wearing flowers, or the flower painted piano about to fall on my head?

:rofl:

[Haole Girl]

18. I have no idea!

Hey... they were bright flowers... if that helps! ;-)

[TZ]

10. ooh do me! do me!

:evilgrin:

[Haole Girl]

11. Alright..... I have no idea what it means, but....

I saw white.... a lot of white... when I thought of you.

Hey... I didn't say the "readings" would make sense! ;-) :hug:

[TZ]

15. Well hell...

i'm sitting her in the lab in my nice shiny WHITE lab coat..you are teh psychic!:D

[Haole Girl]

17. Never underestimate the power of "white coat anxiety"!!

:scared:

[Ptah]

13. Should I continue to flirt with the woman I see at the bus stop every day?

:shrug:

[Haole Girl]

16. Nope...

I get a very, very bad feeling on that one! ;-)

[Ptah]

19. What if she continues flirting with me? Should I move out of town?

[Haole Girl]

20. Nope

You should get a motorcycle!
:rofl:

[Ptah]

22. I nearly died on mine about twenty years ago.

And I'm a very experienced rider.

[Dr. Strange]

21. Do me.

Do me good.

[Haole Girl]

23. Well.... it's kind of odd...

I'm thinking of the color orange, followed by a pillow fight. hmm....

have no idea what that one means!

:rofl:

[SacredCow]

24. Read away....

Or, if you are all-knowing, you can also answer a question for me. The question is: Should I? :hi:

[Haole Girl]

25. My first response was maybe...followed by no.

But I am just a pretend psychic... so please don't put too much faith into the advice I give!!

:hi:

[bigwillq]

26. I'm ready for mine!

:) :hi:

[Haole Girl]

30. Baseball....

I'm seeing a LOT of baseball. Are you playing, by chance, this year? :-) :hi:

[bigwillq]

36. I am not playing this year

but doing a lot of watching! :) ;)

[Puzzle]

27. Sure.

I'm a little down this week. When will I be back to normal, and what will help me get out of this funk?

[Haole Girl]

31. Being outdoors will help you

You need to return to nature. I bet you enjoyed it when you were young, didn't you? :hug:

[Puzzle]

35. Ha! That's not bad advice...

except it's raining today. i put off all the outdoors stuff from yesterday to today because I didn't feel like doing anything and now I just can't!

[guitar man]

28. ok

Tell me my future :hi:

[Haole Girl]

32. You have a beautiful red head in your future!!

:rofl:

[guitar man]

34. gee, thanks

:eyes:


:rofl:

[DarkTirade]

29. You gonna use tarot? It's kinda hard to read my palm over the internet.

Then again, I do have a scanner... :P

[Haole Girl]

33. No tarot....

there was a tarot card reader who gave me the creeps once (at a renaissance faire).

For you? The violin? Oh...wait a minute... I knew that! lol

The next thought I had was traveling. Travel is in your future! :hi:

[DarkTirade]

37. Well I was planning on walking downstairs to get a glass of water...

:P

[Haole Girl]

40. Hey

That's traveling, right? :P

[WannaBeGrumpy]

38. I'll take one...

:)

[Haole Girl]

39. You, my dear....

will need to find a nice forest to visit! ;-) :hug:

Hey... I'll repeat... do not take this advice too seriously!! lol

[NewJeffCT]

41. here

let's see what i get.

[Haole Girl]

42. hmm....

I see a big white house, with black shutters, in your future. That's all I have at the moment...oh, and a pasture...hmmm...

:hi:

[NewJeffCT]

52. hmm

sounds like a jail.

[Haole Girl]

55. Haha!! No.....

more like this:

[NewJeffCT]

64. hmm, pretty close

color it brown...

[Haole Girl]

65. I scare myself!!

Beautiful pic...your girl is really growing up, isn't she? :loveya:

[Sanity Claws]

43. I'd love a psychic reading

I'd even settle for a psychotic reading. Hit me with your best shot!

[Haole Girl]

46. First of all....

and, I've gotten this vibe from you often, you are not insane in the least. Someone in your past might have called you that, but you are not! :hug:

Green is the color I thought of - immediately - when I saw your user name ;-)... maybe you have come into some money...or you may come into some money, unexpectedly, soon!:hi:

[Sanity Claws]

57. Your readings are kind.

Because this is the Lounge, I was expecting something that Triumph the Insult Dog would say.
As for the reading, green could refer to mold. I'll go check my kitchen and see if I have any growing there.
If you're right and it's money, I will let you know.

[Haole Girl]

83. Do please let me know!

:hi:

[RainDog]

44. yes, please

[Haole Girl]

47. You know....

I really don't know you well at all, so this one is tough...
but I got an image of 4 or 5 children running around in circles... laughing and playing. Are children in your future? :shrug:

[mwdem]

45. Hey, I'm bored, too!

Let me have it, and don't pull any punches. ;)

[Haole Girl]

48. Hey there!

Are you going to be in a cold climate soon?! That's my feeling. Which is really weird, since I know you live near me, and it is soooooo hot this week!! :hi:

[mwdem]

50. Well, I'm going to Santa Fe in a few weeks...

and I'm in the Kansas City area every few weeks to visit my daughter, who's almost 6 months pregnant now. Santa Fe will be cooler, so there you go!

[Haole Girl]

53. Have fun!!

:hi:

[zingaro]

49. Count me in. Of course, you knew I'd say that, right? nt

[Haole Girl]

51. Of course I knew you'd say that! lol

OK....

I am seeing higher education in your future... or learning something - a lot of things - new. Maybe you will get a new job...or get an extra degree you never thought you'd earn.

Going out on a big limb here! ;-) :hi:

[zingaro]

54. Very intriguing. And...

oddly, not too far off the mark of what's been in my head lately. Isn't it funny when things like that happen?

Perhaps you should consider a side business. Speak with a cajun accent and offer "free reeeeedins" on late night television. :)

:hi:

[Haole Girl]

58. Haha!

Maybe... ;-)

[malta blue]

56. free psychic reading?!

Count me in...

:hi:

edit: I can't spell :dunce:

[Haole Girl]

60. Well...

Ok. There might be a new addition to your family soon... an addition that will make everyone happy. Getting a new pet, maybe? :shrug:

Disclaimer: I am only a pretend pyschic!!

[av8rdave]

59. OK...I can take it (I think)

[Haole Girl]

62. Hmm....

The ocean is in your future... immediate future, it seems.

That's all I get! lol :hi:

[av8rdave]

69. Well, it was in my immediate past...

So you're half a psychic at least! Good job! :)

[Haole Girl]

70. Great pic!!

Where was that? :hi:

[av8rdave]

71. Cozumel...

Photographer was pretty good!

[Z_I_Peevey]

61. I wanna know the future. Please spill.

[Haole Girl]

63. Alright....

A friend has been pressuring you to do something you don't really want to do.
Stand by what you think is right!! ;-)

[Amerigo Vespucci]

66. WOW! Best thread EVER? I'd say so! OK, let's have that free reading.

:popcorn:

[Haole Girl]

67. Something about a cell phone came to my mind....

oh, wait, that was my co-worker looking over my shoulder while she was on the phone.
:rofl:

hmm...

Italy? That was my next thought. Italy might be in your future. I don't know why....

and, remember, this is just pretend! lol

:hi:

[Amerigo Vespucci]

68. No, no...I take this VERY seriously...

...why would I even CONSIDER questioning the philanthropic gestures of a genuinely gifted psychic?

:rofl:

:hi:

[joneschick]

72. may I have a reading please?

:hi:

[Haole Girl]

73. Watch for rivers...

don't know if you have melting snow in your area, but that was my first thought.

Hey, I think I just miss water today! Lol

Do you have a 4-wheel drive vehicle? It might be a good idea to use it next time it rains heavily!! ;-)

[TK421]

74. Alright KC....give me a reading

;-)

[Haole Girl]

75. Ok

You will be asked to go out to a bar this weekend, and have a difficult time turning down a drink! hehe! Sorry....couldn't help that one!

Here it goes: Camping? Do you have camping in your future? I thought of a tent...a green tent. Wait a minute? You aren't thinking of joining the military are you?!?!

:scared: j/k

[TK421]

76. Your first guess could be right, but I still won't be drinking

and I definitely have no plans on joining the military :-)

[Fox Mulder]

77. I'll play.

:)

[Haole Girl]

79. You have a major business decision you'll have to make....

...go with your first instinct! It's important to listen to one's inner voice with matters like that. Good luck! :hi:

[AggieGal]

78. Me too! Me too!

Since you are reading for everyone else anyway....

[Haole Girl]

80. Have you been having bad dreams lately?

They might be trying to tell you something...

As far as colors... well... purple came to mind. Don't know why, though!

:hi:

[From The Ashes]

81. What do you see in my future...

...oh wise one? :hi:

[Haole Girl]

82. Cowgirl boots?! lol

Ok... well... I am thinking stucco house. Does your new bf have a beige stucco home? Sort of peach color?! Weird, how I'm stuck on the color thing today! lol

Good things coming your way... that is something I am certain of!! :hi:

[harmonicon]

84. ok, do it!

[Haole Girl]

85. Ok...

There is a bear, of some kind, in your future.

Hey... I have no idea what it means!! ;-) :hi:

[harmonicon]

87. Oh, that's easy

the... um... "bears" seem to really like me, but I'm not interested in them. Apparently there is some sort of name for what I am within "bear" culture, but I've forgotten it.

[Haole Girl]

89. Interesting...

maybe they are your guiding spirit. :-)

[harmonicon]

92. I'd rather meet a real bear

Maybe a polar bear. I also want to go to Greenland. Maybe I could do both things at once.

[texanwitch]

86. All right, go for it.

Make it interesting.

[Haole Girl]

88. Make it interesting, huh?

Well, when I thought about you for a second I had a flash of a very handsome man, on a very tall horse, riding toward you....in the forest... sun through the trees...

Is that interesting enough for you? No, btw, the horse was not white! It was brown with a diamond shaped marking on his head. hmmm....

Sweet dreams, texanwitch! :hug:

[OmahaBlueDog]

90. I found a cell phone at the post office today, and I turned it over to the clerk

What event does this foreshadow?

[Haole Girl]

91. Nobody will go postal on you?

:shrug:

p.s., That was very kind of you to return it. :-)

[OmahaBlueDog]

93. I'm ambivalent on the idea of a supreme being, but I'm a big believer in Karma

The world is round -- what comes around goes around!

[Haole Girl]

94. I believe in both

:-)