Alternatives to 'fucking'

[Oeditpus Rex]

Poll question: Alternatives to 'fucking'

[DarkTirade]

1. Making sweet love all night long.

[Bucky]

2. You forgot an option: cigars

[KitchenWitch]

3. Oral

:P :9

[DarkTirade]

5. I was going to go with another two syllable alternative...

but I thought it would be in bad taste.

Of course, as long as you DON'T do oral afterwards then there's no need to worry about taste... :evilgrin:

[AlCzervik]

8. there's always "Knob polishing", classics never go out of style.

[MrCoffee]

4. Dancing with Rosey Palmer

[IronLionZion]

6. blasphemy! there is no alternative!

[Parche]

7. Monicaing

:woohoo: :hi:

[flvegan]

9. Waxing that ass like Rain Dance.

I think I have to thank Ice Cube for that one.

[LeftyMom]

10. Porn and sex toys.

In theory.

[Scooter24]

11. Boink!

:woohoo:

[TZ]

12. Posting in GD--P.....

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=6082832&mesg_id=6082832

[Yavin4]

13. Everyone Knows The Alternative is "Fracking"

Don't you people watch Battlestar Galactica?

[Turbineguy]

14. A German co-worker used to say:

"voggin"

As is "no voggin vay"

There were actually three separate sentences.

[SeattleGirl]

15. Celebacy?

:P

[Wetzelbill]

16. banging

[RetroLounge]

17. Marriage

just saying...

:hi:

RL

[edbermac]

18. Astronaut Jim Lovell used 'frappin' on Apollo 13.

Read it in his book. :shrug:

[Critters2]

19. Dubbed for TV movies seem to like "flippin'", and "froozing".

I don't even know what "froozing" means. :shrug:

[timtom]

20. Also use "stinking" and "flipping"

Only so as not to offend...