please give me some very wise quotes from The Oracle in "The Matrix" movies

[CreekDog]

that don't actually mean anything. Thanks much.

[Dr. Strange]

1. "If you keep rubbing it like that, you're gonna be sorry."

What the hell was that supposed to mean?

[CreekDog]

3. that was not the Oracle

that was your mom, last night. and you should know what it means, you've heard it before. :rofl:

[pokerfan]

5. Don't sweat the petty things

(and don't pet the sweaty things!)

[CreekDog]

7. that is far too clear to have been an Oracle line in the Matrix

sorry! :spank:

[pokerfan]

8. Avoid the clap!

[CreekDog]

10. oh, from the deleted scenes!

yes! :think:

[Kutjara]

2. "What'll really bake your noodle later...

...is whether you'd still have broken it if I hadn't said anything."

[zingaro]

4. "You didn't come here to make the choice...

You've already made it. You're here to try to understand why you made it. I thought you would have figured that out by now."

But of course my favorite Oracle quote is from Revolutions when Seraph asks her if she'd always knows (what would happen) and she says, after a pause, "Oh no...no, I didn't. But I believed. I believed."

[CreekDog]

6. that was some good shit

they were smoking when they wrote that stuff. :rofl:

[zingaro]

9. Kinda makes me jealous.

I only wish I were that, um, profound. O8)

[CreekDog]

11. you mean, um, full of crap?

:rofl:

[zingaro]

14. No. Actually, I was shooting more toward the whole

baked part. :)

[DarkTirade]

12. Cookies need love, like everything else.

[CreekDog]

13. okay, i remember that one

:banghead: