My downstairs temporary neighbor just called me a goddamn moose

[Tuesday Afternoon]

Go back to Florida, lady! I hate listening to your Bob Dylan crap and why in the fuck must you bang away at the keyboard three times in a row every fifteen minutes?!?!?!?!?! Oh! and yeah, don't you know where to park your car?????

Grrrrr. Condo living is challenging.

[hobbit709]

1. Tell her it's better to be a moose than a jackass.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

2. actually I am afraid to tell her anything

I hope GreyWarrior is amused...as this is a blatantly BAD copycat :yoiks:

:hide:

[Darth_Kitten]

3. What happened?

;) never mind.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

5. yeah --

;) :blush: :scared: :bounce: :rofl:

[Ptah]

4. Bob Dylan? She must be one of those gray-haired hippies. Sheesh.

Probably has ducks as a theme for decorations.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

6. I bet she even went to Woodstock --

:smoke: :shrug: :hi:

[Ptah]

15. Wait until you see her christmas decorations

[greiner3]

7. "My downstairs temporary neighbor just called me a goddamn moose "

You ae aware that the Moose Club is a national front for the KKK! In his mind, your neighbor was coming on to you (Although in their organization men are members and they need a man to sign for them). For your part, seeing that you post to DU, that has to be the ultimate put down, on several levels.

On second thought, I loved that 90's show, Northern Exposure, with the moose's appearance every week.

So I guess it's all in how you look at things.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

9. I loved that Moose and everyone in that program --- imo

that is television at its best...that and I Love Lucy :loveya:









and NOT TO WORRY...this is just a sublimely BAD copycat ;)

[ScreamingMeemie]

8. Well, you need to get in her face about her duck's goddamned

quacking all night.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

10. damn right !!

untape that damn duck already LADY!! It is bordering on abuse :D :hi:

do you think she will kill me for this :scared: :shrug: :bounce:

[ScreamingMeemie]

12. Probably...so I would make it super extra extreme temporary neighbor...

but that's just me.

That duck is vicious you know.

[greiner3]

11. Maybe you and this OP should get together;

My upstairs temporary neighbor snores like a goddamn moose

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7765161

[Tuesday Afternoon]

13. yeah, probably ...

:blush:

:yoiks:

[taterguy]

14. What a bitch

[Tuesday Afternoon]

19. yeah

ain't it though :D

[auntAgonist]

16. Just tell her "Duck L'Orange" is one of your favourite foods ..

she's a quack :)

:hi:

aA

[Tuesday Afternoon]

20. yeah,

that's why we love her around here :D :hi:

[khashka]

17. You is

a goddamn moose. :) But she's a goddamn asshole, so you win!

Khash

(sorry for the insult, it was a joke)

[Tuesday Afternoon]

18. of course, darlin'

this whole thread is a joke :D :hug:

[Solon]

21. LOL!

Hey you! How have you been? :hi:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

31. Hey

good to see you :hug:

things are ok. got a new job :D

[graywarrior]

22. No wonder I missed this....I was out looking for a moose mate for you.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

23. heehee

:evilgrin:

that is exactly what I need...a moose for a mate :D

[graywarrior]

24. They have peanut sized brains and big cajones.

Sound familiar?

[Tuesday Afternoon]

25. remind you of anyone ....

hmmmm ??? (picture Craig Ferguson:D)

:rofl:

I wish I could find my pea size brain...I know I left it somewhere.

[In_The_Wind]

26. ?

You moved?
No wonder you didn't answer your phone when I called earlier today!

:hi:

[graywarrior]

28. You called me?

Damn. I shall PM you my new number.

[In_The_Wind]

30. I can if you like but I called Tuesday Afternoon on Tuesday afternoon.

I need a scorecard. I'm getting confused.

[bbernardini]

27. What's wrong with Moose?

<>

[Amerigo Vespucci]

29. A crusty old woman with brillo pad hair and Coke bottle glasses called me a "gaw dayum HAWG"...

...it was in the Safeway parking lot. The one I frequent has a left turn lane leading OUT of the parking lot onto the main street, which most people driving INTO the parking lot ignore.

So this woman...80 if she was a day, tight curly brillo pad hair and thick plastic framed glasses...pulled into MY lane, and as she entered the parking lot yelled at me:

Ya gaw dayum HAWG...

I yelled something back which I will not share here.

Living in Silicon Valley is challenging, whether it's in a condo or not.

:toast:

[Skittles]

32. you want I should kick some asshole neighbor ass, Tues?

I have an upstairs neighbor I call "Bigfoot". :(