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JohnnyLib2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-26-08 01:22 PM
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Help! It's a long weekend and I'm low on faux outrage.

Suggestions?
Contributions?
Hot-button pushes?
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-26-08 01:29 PM
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1. Go over to GDP and dedicate the song "Bitches Ain't Shit" to the person of your choice
You'll generate lots of faux outrage
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JohnnyLib2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-26-08 02:24 PM
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5. Too scary. Death is freely threatened over there.
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Ptah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-26-08 01:29 PM
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2. Human-plant hybridization should outrage every thinking American.


Stop the madness!!1!!!1
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JohnnyLib2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-26-08 02:24 PM
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6. I blame Walmart.
:)
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-26-08 01:39 PM
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3. I could have my Republican coworker call you and go on and on
about fuel prices and how "everything's turning around...", that should get you going. :hug:
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JohnnyLib2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-26-08 02:25 PM
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7. Hey--I know that person.

Still got the Bush sticker, right?
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-26-08 02:27 PM
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9. Yes, and goes around saying how he "used to be a Dem"
Yeah, right...
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monmouth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-26-08 01:45 PM
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4. 12 year old girl from Oregon (6'1") denied playing basketball for
the same team she's played for since second grade. Parents of the boys she plays against don't want her.

y FOXSports.com

Updated: May 26, 2008, 12:56 PM EST 4 comments
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You play ball like a girl.

That used to be an insult. In Beaverton, Oregon, it's becoming more like a fantasy.

Jaime Nared, a 12-year-old girl who stands 6-foot-1, has been told she can no longer play on the boys team of which she has been a member since the second grade, according to a report on the Web site of The Oregonian. Curiously, the timing of her ban came in the wake of a 30-point effort against an all-boys team.

"She scored 30 points," Jaime's mom, Reiko Williams, told The Oregonian. "I remember one play. She stole the ball, dribbled up court and made a behind-the-back pass to a teammate. He missed the lay-in, and she grabbed the rebound and put it in. I think it was just too much for some of those parents.

"The next day, she came home and said they wouldn't let her play with the boys anymore."

Last month, a group of parents from an opposing team told management at The Hoop, a private Beaverton basketball facility that runs the league in which Nared's team competes, that they didn't like Nared playing against their sons. Hoop officials then told Nared's coach, Michael Abraham, that she could no longer play, citing a league rule that prohibits mixed-gender teams, the newspaper reported.

"I never saw the rule," said Abraham, who has coached basketball for 32 years.

"If I'd known about it, I wouldn't have put any of my teams in the league. Besides, she's been playing on this team since second grade, and she plays on our team when we travel around the region. There's never been any problem in any event, not one word of complaint."

Neal Franzer, The Hoop's director of operations, told the paper that parents were "adamant" their complaints had nothing to do with Jaime's skills.

"They said the problem was the boys were playing differently against her because she was a girl," Franzer said, according to the paper. "They'd been taught to not push a girl, so they weren't fouling her hard, and the focus had shifted from playing basketball to noticing a girl was on the floor with them.

"The rule may not have been enforced in past years," Franzer said. "We have new management this year. It's policy, and we enforce policy."

Nared, however, had a different take.

"I think the boys on a specific team don't like me," she said. "It doesn't seem fair."

Abraham was also skeptical about the ruling.

"I can't think of one boy that we've played against that's had a problem with her," he said. "Maybe their dads do. Teach the boys how to handle her. Front her, deny her the ball. You sure as hell don't complain. Listen, she's a girl's girl, but she plays tough. She's no cupcake. She gets knocked down and takes a charge."

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JohnnyLib2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-26-08 02:25 PM
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8. To quote Archie Bunker,

"Dumbasses"
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monmouth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-26-08 02:34 PM
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10. LOL. Absolutely...n/t
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-26-08 02:58 PM
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11. How about this...
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

:evilgrin:
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jmowreader Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-26-08 03:30 PM
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13. That's real outrage. There's a difference.
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Cant trust em Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-26-08 03:05 PM
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12. I'd think that a long weekend would be a great time to be low on faux outrage.
I'll just be sitting here enjoying the rest of my day and looking forward to getting a beer later.

:toast:
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