Lounge challenge: write a Lifetime movie!

[XemaSab]

A

struggling/successful/lonely/wealthy/middle aged/young/athletic/pregnant/sick

single mother/teacher/assistant DA/small business owner/aerobics instructor/writer/ad executive/congresswoman/cashier/homemaker/landscape architect/b&b owner/travel agent/veterinarian/waitress

is

divorced/widowed/married/dating.

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Her significant other is a

dying/incarcerated/abusive/suicidal/homicidal/cheating/drug abusing/child molesting/missing/creepy/boring

airline pilot/soldier/cop/doctor/professor/businessman/restaurant owner/actor/playboy/bigamist

who has

murder/a secret family/robbery/kidnapping/nothing worth mentioning

in his past.

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Her

daughter/son/stepdaughter/stepson/niece/nephew/sister/brother

is

sick/missing/in Iraq/on drugs/being molested/being abused/getting straight A's/pregnant.

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The woman/partner/child

dies/almost dies/is kidnapped/takes her abuser to court/kills her abuser/goes to rehab/has an abortion/publishes a bestseller/uncovers evidence of a crime.

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Your mission: write a plot! :bounce:

[Zavulon]

1. A family with above-average intelligence unknowingly adopts the spawn of two Freepers.

From the child's initial inability to fit a square peg into a round hole to his inability to distinguish the difference between "Push" and "Pull" on doors, hilarious hijinks and dozens of truly sad moments ensue.

[skygazer]

2. Gormy Cuss told me my life sounded like a Lifetime movie

Which I took as an insult. :P

Whoops - meant to reply to the OP - I must be getting senile. :silly:

[graywarrior]

3. Sounds like the Jessica Simpson family