Alligator

[LeftyFingerPop]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7lqhBCEm44

Sleepy Alligator in the noon day sun,
Lyin' by the river just like he usually done.
Call for his whiskey, he can call for his tea,
Call all he want to, but he can't call for me.

Oh no! I've been there before,
And I ain't gonna come around here any more.
Creepy alligator coming all around the bend,
Shoutin' about the times when we was mutual friends,
I checked my memory and I checked it quick, yes I will.
I checked it runnin' some old kind of trick.

Oh no! Well I've been there before,
And I ain't gonna come around here any more.

Riding down the river in an old canoe,
A bunch of bugs and an old tennis shoe.
Out of the river all ugly and green,
Came the biggest old alligator that I've ever seen!

Teeth big and pointy and his eyes were buggin' out,
Contracted the union, for the papers to route..
Screamin' and yellin', he was pickin' his chops,
He never runs he just stumbles and hops.
Just out of prison on ten dollars bail,
Mumblin' bitches and waggin' his tail.

[Bennyboy]

1. That should get everybody dancin here at DU!

"Not the swim, not the frug, but dancing ecstacy" Tom Wolfe: The Electric Kool Aid Acid Test....

[Canuckistanian]

2. Eveylyn, a modified dog

Viewed the quivering fringe of a special doily

Draped across the piano with some surprise

In the darkened room where the chairs dismayed

And the horrible cutains muffled the rain. She could hardly believe her eyes.

A curious breeze, a garlic breath that sounded like a snore

Somewhere from the Steinway or maybe from within.....

Had caused the special doily to waft and tremble in the gloom.

Evelyn, a dog, having undegone

Further modification

Pondered the significance of short-person behavior

In pedal-depressed panchromatic resonance.

Arf! She said.

(recited {mainly} from memory)