Men think in serial; women think in parallel

[CreekDog]

men think of one thing at a time
women think of multiple things at a time

[MrScorpio]

1. Men think in USB and Women think in SCSI

We all should be thinking in Firewire

[CreekDog]

2. of course

:wtf: :rofl:

[unpossibles]

11. I thought men thought in "scuzzy"? nt

[khashka]

3. Men think in sexual, women think in relationship

And now my feminist card will be revoked.

Khash

[DarkTirade]

10. Which is probably why I'm still single.

Men just want the sex, and women get confused when they meet a man who wants a reltionship. :P

[khashka]

13. It's more likely to be

your intense modesty and low self-esteem. Always a turn off. Women prefer a guy who's confident.

Khash.

[DarkTirade]

14. Nah, it's actually 'cause I'm too damn picky and/or anti-social.

There are very few people I'm actually interested in. Because most people just don't interest me period.

[khashka]

15. I prefer animals, myself

LOL.

Khash.

[DarkTirade]

18. Yeah, you don't get as many awkward questions, like

"What are you doing to my leg?"
"Why are you humping my leg?"
"Why won't you stop humping me?"
"Why won't you leave me alone, you weirdo!"
"Why isn't my cel phone working? I need to call the police!"

It just gets old after a while. You just don't have that problem with animals.

:yoiks:

[khashka]

20. Or

"When are we gonna get married?"
"Do you want children? I do. Now."
"Have you ever even heard of the clitoris?"

Khash.

[DarkTirade]

21. That last one's never been a problem for me.

I did my research before I ever had sex.

Err... okay, so I just watched a lot of porn. I'm part of the internet generation, what can I say? :P

[khashka]

22. Me either.

I could draw a map.

Khash.

[DarkTirade]

24. I use a nautical map.

Easier to look for the little man in the boat that way.

[khashka]

25. It's the little girl in the boat

Rowing her heart out :P

Khash.

[AnneD]

27. You missed the part about...

butt and crotch sniffing. One mistake and they throw you in jail and when you get out, you wear an ankle moniter.:eyes:

[DarkTirade]

31. Well I wouldn't know anything about that...

... I never got caught. :P

[timtom]

4. Unfortunately,

I think in Moebius strips.

[hobbit709]

5. A Klein bottle is weirder

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klein_bottle

[timtom]

7. Damn! I was trying to think of that.

My memory is failing, I tell you!

[pokerfan]

9. another of my favorites

(Note that it is not a Möbius strip.)

[TZ]

6. and I think

like an Escher print...round n round......;)

[timtom]

8. Great minds run

in semicircular canals...

[CreekDog]

12. i forgot to to say that men *can* think in serial; women *can* think in parallel

it's just speaking about abilities rather than what one actually does.

[democracyindanger]

16. Men give landmark-based directions; women use vectors

[CreekDog]

19. that's not a men/women thing, directions are an east coast/west coast thing

on the East Coast, all my directions were based on landmarks --and STUPID ones.

I was trying to get to Cape May, New Jersey from the South Jersey suburbs and got these directions:
go 9 signal lights after the freeway (yes, 9! :wtf: :banghead: wait, was that the 5th or 6th light??!!) oh and then make a left at a place called "Dannie's", then go 3 trees past the firehouse.

for the return trip just reverse the directions, of course, different number of lights going the other way, the "Dannie's" sign only faces one direction of the highway (got a trip to the Atlantic Ocean thanks to that one).

out here, you turn at streets with "names", you go to address "numbers", you take freeways to "exits". :think:

[mainegreen]

17. I think recursively, so nyah.

I nyah recursively, so yah.
I yah recursively, so ah.
I ah recursively, so h.
I h recursively, so
***** overflow *****

[El Fuego]

23. Men think in one planar dimension, but women think in 3D

And see the same thing from many different angles.

[Rabrrrrrr]

26. Pfft. I think in the complex number plane, in radial geometry in a space of

non-sequential parabolic hyperbolas separated by elliptical vectors in 8/17 fractal dimension.

[Fox Mulder]

28. I think in Calabi–Yau manifolds.

[barb162]

29. Huh? Could you give an example of each?

[Nikia]

30. I prefer to concentrate on one thing at a time

I know someone, for example, who uses the internet and watches more than one television at a time. I'd never choose to do that. It even annoys me intensely when I visit someone, who has the television on, and expects to have a full blown conversation that has nothing to do with what is on television at the time.
I do seem to think in webs better than most people, male or female, that I know though. It is easy for me to compare and draw relationships between things.

[Jade Fox]

32. Some are scanners, some are divers......

Scanners focus on a bit of lots of things, divers go deeper and deeper into one thing.

[TheMightyFavog]

33. Wait... Which Serials do men think in?

Tarzan?
Flash Gordon?
Buck Rogers?
Commando Cody?