An appealing volunteer opportunity in the office that I must pass up for personal reasons

[MrCoffee]

They're looking for people to volunteer to be defibrilator operators. I must decline because the temptation to literally shock the hell out of my coworkers would be far too seductive for me not to.

[TZ]

1. Well

I'm just so shocked to hear that about you....;-)

[DarkTirade]

2. Ooh, sign me up!

Heh heh heh... Hey, Walter... CLEAR! *ZAAAAP*

... Walter? Okay, you just lie there and keep twitching. I'm going out to lunch.

[MrCoffee]

3. You complete me.

I will get no work done today, what with the fantasizing about zapping my supervisor into a coma.

[ohiosmith]

4. Reconsider man. Think of all the fun you could have with that thing at childrens'

parties, at Starbucks, in darkened theaters, in bed, the opportunities for high jinks are endless.

[Parche]

5. Oh Have A Heart

:woohoo: :woohoo: :hi:

[Midlodemocrat]

6. LOL. Mr. Midlo has an implanted one.

and, I asked the cardiologist for a remote so that when he pissed me off, I could get back at him.

:rofl:

[MrCoffee]

7. You couldn't rig one up with the garage door opener and a wine bottle screw-top?

MacGyver is not impressed

[Midlodemocrat]

8. Well, I DO have an old tv remote lying around here somewhere.

Where'd I put the rubber bands and the Q-tips?

[commander bunnypants]

9. They are pretty easy to use.

A little voice talks you right through it.

CB

[MrCoffee]

11. Get thee behind me, SATAN!!!

Must. Not. Electroshock. Coworkers.

[Midlodemocrat]

12. CLEAR!!!!

I loved yelling that when I was doing a practicum in the ER.

:bounce:

And, no. I never killed anyone.

[CreekDog]

10. can you reboot a computer with the paddles?

:shrug:

[commander bunnypants]

13. cepting

Some jerk of an EMT in my neck of the woods. He was screwing around a shocked his partner to death. Serious

Asshat

[Midlodemocrat]

14. I don't remember that. How long ago?

And, man, that is horrible.

[commander bunnypants]

15. maybe three years.

out west somewhares


CB