I have diner food gut.

[LaraMN]

I took my car in to the shop this morning and needed to kill a couple of hours, so I took JackMN to a nearby diner for breakfast.

Holy crap. I'd forgotten what diner food is like; I split an omelet, some toast, and some fries with Jack. Cumulatively we ate less than half of my food, but I'm pretty certain I consumed about a week's worth of grease. My stomach is SO unhappy. One of my FIL's friends was there, and I think he eats there every morning. He must be comprised of about 25 percent human being and 75 percent cholesterol.

I feel an immense need to purge my system of nasty crap.

:puke:

[DS1]

1. Like..

[LaraMN]

2. Thanks for upping the nausea factor.

:puke: :puke:

[AlCzervik]

3. have some soda water, it'll make you stomach feel better and start moving out the grease.

[DS1]

4. and sneeze/cough very carefully

:rofl:

[AlCzervik]

6. yeah, don't want a case of the sharts.

:+

[LaraMN]

5. I'll try that.

I'd try about anything right now. I feel so nasty...

[grace0418]

7. Actually, I would recommend hot tea. Cold drinks solidify the grease.

That's why hot tea is so good after Chinese food.

[nomorenomore08]

8. My digestive system seems to be able to handle an infinite amount of grease.

I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing. :P