I heard this on the radio - I think I may just be a pev

[Inchworm]

There was a thread a week or so ago here in the lounge asking what do you like about "down south."

Should I seek counseling?

:rofl:
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Phil Harris - THAT'S WHAT I LIKE ABOUT THE SOUTH

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGsz7kJR9U0

Lets go down to Alabammy
Let's go see my dear ol' mammy
She's fryin' eggs and broilin' hammy
That's what I like about the South

Why there you can make no mistakey
Where your nerves are never shaky
Ought to taste her layer cakey
That's what I like about the South

She's got baked ribs and candied yams
Those sugar cured Virginia hams
Basement full of those berry jams
And that's what I like about the South

She's got hot corn bread and black eyed peas
eat as much as you please
'Cause it's never out of season
That's what I like about the South

Don't take one, have two
They're dark brown and chocolate, too
Suits me, they must suit you
'Cause that's what I like about the South

It's away way down where the cane grows tall
Down where they say "you all"
Walk on in with that southern drawl
'Cause that's what I like about the South

It's Down where they have those pretty queens
dreamin' those dreamy dreams
Let's sip that absinthe in New Orleans
That's what I like about the South

Here come ol' Bob with all the news
Boxback coat and the button shoes
All paid up with his union dues
And that's what I like about the South

Here come ol' Roy down the street
Oh, can't you hear those scufflin' feet
He would rather sleep than eat
And that's what I like about the South

Now every time I pass your door
You act like you don't want me no more
Why don't you shake that head and sigh
and I can truck it right on by.

Gone on
Gone on
Honey, when you tell me that you love me
How come you close your eyes?

Did I tell you 'bout the place called Doo Wah Ditty?
It ain't no town and it ain't no city
Just awful small, but awful pretty
Just Doo Wah Ditty

Now I'm not here to criticize
I'm not here to sympathize
But don't tell me those nogood lies
'Cause a lyin' gal I do despise

If you love me like I love you
send me 50, P.D.Q.
Roses are red, and the violets are pink
I'll get all fifty... I don't think


She's got backbones and turnip greens
ham hocks and butter beans
You and me and New Orleans
And that's what I like about the South
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:evilgrin:

[khashka]

1. You're a pev

But that's a GOOD thang!

Khash, king of the pevs.

[Inchworm]

3. I am your loyal subject

:patriot:

:rofl:

[TZ]

2. Well duh!

Of course you're a pev..and FYI, Khash, I am the QUEEN of pevs....:P

[Inchworm]

4. Can I be the Joker?

I like the feel of silk :D

:rofl:

[TZ]

5. Only if you like to hear

the jingle of balls er I mean BELLS!!:rofl:

[khashka]

6. So we're like William and Mary

ruling together! Cool!

Khash.