Man, the day I go to the doctor for the most embarassing thing ever - she's smoking hot

[HEyHEY]

There we were; Me and a gorgeous doctor making small talk while she sucked a shitload of puss out of a huge infection on the back of my neck. It was very romantic.

[Madrone]

1. Dude.

I call bullshit on your story.

That's SOOO not the most embarrassing thing ever! Not by a mile!

:P

[Fox Mulder]

2. At least she wasn't sucking a shitload of puss...

from a boil in your ass. :shrug:

[fizzgig]

3. she could have been sucking the puss from worse places

but still, that sounds pretty bad

[LeftyMom]

4. That's hardly the most embarrassing thing ever.

That's not even the most embarrassing thing I've heard in the past 24 hours.

[HEyHEY]

5. for me it is!

[snailly]

6. You've obviously never been in labor

if you think THAT'S embarrassing. Me thinks you need some anti-bacterial soap and neosporin. Also, lay off the porn channels. They're invading your life.

[grannylib]

7. Three years ago, Hubby got struck with flesh-eating bacteria

in his groin. Half of left butt-cheek carved off; part of left side of scrotum removed; lots of soft tissue in the perineum removed, and a large open wound, including a hole from the original abscess, about 3.5" deep and 1.5" in diameter - dressing changes 4-8 times a day (4 minimum, plus one for every time he took a shit). 8 surgeries in 7 months and out of work for one year and nine days.
He spent almost 4 weeks in hospital, with anyone and everyone poking between his cheeks many many many times a day. I learned to change his dressings so they would let him out of hospital and send him home with me.

He told me after he came home that he now had SOME idea of what women go through with exams, childbirth, etc., and ya know...I think he just might *lol* But he said it was the most mortifying thing he'd ever been through, and he never did get used to it, even after all those months of "drop 'em, spread 'em, and let's have a little look-see, shall we???" And his surgeon was a very attractive female too *lol*

So yes, it COULD be worse!
Hope your neck feels better...that sounds painful :hug:

[snailly]

8. Not right. Im sorry.

Seriously, how awful for you both to deal with. It's not funny. I hope he's okay now.

[grannylib]

9. He's doing quite well, thanks! The only concession we've had to

make was to buy him a new seat for his bike; the traditional hard skinny little ten-speed-type seat is just too painful, even after all this time has passed. We got him one of the wide, cushy, on-springs-for-each-cheek kind, and he can ride just fine with that. We got very lucky; he was damn near dead when I brought him in to the ER (and we thought he had the flu!) and he could have lost a lot more than just some skin and tissue, so we're very grateful :-) No reconstruction, no plastic surgery or skin grafts, no colostomy, and he's all functional...and ALIVE :bounce:

[swag]

10. I hope she at least asked if you wanted to cum on her tits.

The Hippocratic Oath requires at least that much.

[Wetzelbill]

18. good lord

I might have to make up something so I can go to the emergency room tomorrow. I've been missing out on this all my life. If I only knew the rules.

[JVS]

22. I think you need to quit getting your medical care from the massage parlor.

[hiaasenrocks]

26. LOL. Wow.

I really needed a good laugh today. Thanks.

[SPKrazy]

11. I loved it when the hot doc stuck her gloved finger up

my butt

I wasn't sure if that meant we'd had some relational connection, or if it was just a clinical procedure... I presume the latter for her, and truth be known, for me too.

She was one of the best doctors I'd ever had and was attentive, smart, and very nice to look at :P


She went off to be trained in OB so she could deliver babies.

:shrug:

[Schema Thing]

13. maybe someday you'll have a butt baby?

[porcelain_doll]

12. Oh, wow..

Maybe it could've been worse. Lol.

[pokerfan]

14. Go in for a testicle biopsy, then talk

[Oeditpus Rex]

15. It's spelled 'pus'

That is, if Freud and I understand what you mean.

[Common Sense Party]

16. Was it 'pus' or 'puss' she extracted from your neck?

Because it would be very embarassing, indeed, to have a cat in your neck.

[HEyHEY]

25. I have double consonant habit. Cause my last name has so many

I do it ALL THE TIME.

[Wetzelbill]

17. "Oh you have such beautiful urine"

So said the gorgeous young nurse as she checked my urine bag and then examined my catheter. At least I was able to quip back: "Are you hitting on me? I bet you say that to all the guys."

She asked if I needed any bandages changed, and because she would have seen me in all my naked glory, I shyly said no. She saw me blushing and said it was ok and she'd do it anyway.

Now THAT is embarrassing. :) Ahhh... her name was Rachelle. I'll never forget her. :)

[SoCalDemGrrl]

19. Well at least it wasn't your ass!!

[MilesColtrane]

20. You're a patient of Dr. Cuddy?

Where do I sign up?

[JVS]

21. At least it wasn't pus from your scrotum

[MrScorpio]

23. Was she hotter that Dr. Allison Tendler?

You know, the Restasis Doctor?

[hiaasenrocks]

28. As hot as Dr. Lewis?

[khashka]

24. At least it wasn't a prostate exam!

Last one I had I said "At least you could have taken me out to dinner and a movie first." He was not amused and switched me to another doctor in the clinic.

Khash.

[redqueen]

27. Been there!

Be glad... it could have been much worse, I promise you.

[last_texas_dem]

29. Haha, I know what you're saying...

I used to have a dermatologist who was one of the most beautiful women I've ever known. There's nothing quite like having a very sexy and smart woman check out and give you recommendations about your "back-ne"!

[LeftyFingerPop]

30. If you think that is the most embarrassing thing ever....

then I have a few stories for you :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: