I had to wear pants - ALL DAY!!!

[MonkeyFunk]

Yes, it was my first day on the new job. It went great, the company's great, the people were all nice, they took me to lunch, and I'm excited about what I'm working on.

But I had to wear pants, and I couldn't take a nap! Fuckin' nazis.

[porcelain_doll]

1. Was it that bad?

I'm sorry, I found that a bit funny..I personally prefer pants. <_<
Good luck with your new job.

[fizzgig]

2. boooooooo pants!

glad your first day went well, pants and all

[mcctatas]

3. When you have to wear nylons....

then we'll talk;) It is obvious to me that nylons. bras and heels were all invented by sadistic men....

[Oeditpus Rex]

7. But... but... we were only thinking of *you*

Specifically, how good you'd look to us in nylons, bras and heels.

[KitchenWitch]

11. Nice post, Don Juan

:eyes:













:hide:

[Oeditpus Rex]

12. Gracias, Sra. Goebbels

:D

[khashka]

15. I agree

Mostly. Those things should only be worn briefly for sexual purposes.

Nylons, never. Silk stockings.

Bras - well, some women need support.I was rubbing my mom's shoulders and she had deep painful grooves in them from her bra. I took her shopping and made her buy a sports bra - more comfortable and distributes the weight better. Next day she went and bought six more. And those underwire things oughta be banned under the Geneva Conventions. Wear the cute lacy things only in bed with your partner or if you're in a porn movie.

Heels - sexy but they wreck your feet and legs.

It's amazing what women do to themselves.

Khash.

[puerco-bellies]

4. I'm tell'in ya to free willy once you are behind your desk.

Just don't stand up for visitors, and ignore all fire alarms.

[KitchenWitch]

9. free willy...

:rofl:

Gods, I am dying here.

:rofl:

[pokerfan]

5. You might want to check that

Does your employee guide explicitly forbid nudity from the waist down or is that just another one of those "unwritten" rules of the office?

[MonkeyFunk]

13. No, I checked.

They also have a "policy" that prohibits all violence or threats of violence. So not only can't I nard-punch people who annoy me, I can't even THREATEN to nard-punch 'em!

It's like working for Canadians. FRENCH Canadians!

[Lil Missy]

6. LOL! I am so glad you are enjoying your new job!

:)

[SeattleGirl]

8. Damn, I hate it when that happens!

:P

[KitchenWitch]

10. ...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7773438

:P

[krispos42]

14. Forgot to wash your kilt again?

"FREEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOM!!!"

[terrya]

16. It's positively Dickensian!

God, what is that about no naps and having to wear pants? :grr:

But many heartiest congrats on the new job. :thumbsup:

And I hope your back is doing much better.

[TZ]

17. Teh horror!

There, there MF, it will be okay......:hug:






:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[JVS]

18. I feel your pain

[kwassa]

19. let the little guy out flapping in the breeze!

take the advice of Robin Williams in "The Fisher King". A great scene.

http://www.technorati.com/videos/youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DRgMxaq_coRw

[NJmaverick]

20. I am afraid to ask, but what do you normally wear?

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