My fantasies regarding Rachael Ray and donuts are causing me emotional pain.

[Bucky]

(a DU Lounge slash fiction thread)

Rachael was lounging by her swimming pool one lazy summer afternoon, wearing only her vaguely Arabesque looking scarf, when an odd hunger came over her.

"Come over here, Bucky," Rachael called out her cabana boy, "I need you to go fetch me some donuts!"

"But mistress," the eager lad replied, "the closest Dunkin' Donuts is way over on the other end of Delaware. However shall I get there?"

Rachael reached for her purse to fish out some change for her cabana boy. But Bucky knew what his real reward would be.

Little did they realize that Michelle Malkin was already planning unspeakable villainies...

[Dr. Strange]

1. I can't wait until the EVOO starts pouring!

[BarenakedLady]

2. Bow chicka bow bow...

Yummo!

[Tommy_Carcetti]

3. Post. Of. The. Day.

I dare you to post it at GD-P. Dare you.

[Bucky]

7. Sadly, I cannot post this to "GD:Þ" because I've already used my 3 posts for this 24

My posts since yesterday have been...

1. Lou Dobbs says he's "done" Obama

2. Obama is at risk of not blowing this election. Who should he pick as VP to ensure failure? (So far Jeremiah Wright is beating Ferraro in this contest)

and

3. You know, GDP isn't all that bad, once you factor out the people who WANT to be offended.



Hmmm, on further reflection, it almost looks like my activity in GD:Þ almost looks like I just post there to ridicule the resident idiots.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

8. None of those topics come remotely close to the brilliance of this post.

Be ashamed.

[DS1]

4. Does it end with an application of organic lotion?

[MrCoffee]

5. That's a rec...we need more Lounge slash fiction in here.

[TZ]

6. K+R for Bucky the Cabana Boy!

You can be MY cabana boy anyday...;-)

[Bucky]

9. I meant this to be a collaborative fiction. Please, feel free to add your own plot twists.

I draw the line at bestiality scenes at the Olive Garden. But otherwise, anything goes....

[datasuspect]

10. i wanna slap her on her big thick ass

[Bucky]

11. Well, that's kind of a buzz kill.

Please observe all the proper protocols of such behavior, datasuspect. Whenever you slap a woman on the caboose, you're always supposed to say, "Scoot, honey, *smack* the men've gotta talk."

[datasuspect]

12. nah, give 'em a pat

and then say, "don't act like you don't like it jiggles"