How much of a lazy-ass loser would I be

[LaraMN]

if I made BLT's for dinner, despite the fact that I have no L or T's?

A pretty big lazy-ass loser, huh?

I hate the monotony of HAVING to cook dinner every night. I wish the people around here didn't have to eat EVERY frickin' day.

:P

[Critters2]

1. No pizza delivery where you live? nt

[LaraMN]

3. I just ordered pizza last week. It seems excessive to do it again.

My 10 y/o doesn't really like pizza, either.

It's a tough crowd around here.

[Critters2]

8. It's time that kid learned to like pizza!! What kind of 'murkin kid

doesn't like pizza? In fact, I think you're obligated to get pizza, as a good mother.

[LaraMN]

24. He doesn't like melted cheese.

He's completely bizarre.

[Kutjara]

28. Sounds like some kinda commie to me.

Imagine not liking melted cheese. I mean, the melted cheese test has been a part of the American Citizenship exam for immigrants since 1854. "Don't like gooey cheese, buddy? It's back on the boat with you!"

[Brigid]

2. Here's what you do:

1. Go to nearest grocery store.
2. Purchase L and T's.
3. Return home.
4. Make yummy BLT's.
5. Quit being a lazy-ass loser.

That is all. :)

[LaraMN]

4. Then I'd have to haul all the kids, and one has no clothes on at present.

:rofl:

[datasuspect]

11. nudity is the most natural state

is there a "lifestyle" grocery near you?

[LaraMN]

21. Technically, he does have a diaper on.

I have seen people frequent the grocery store with children dressed only in a diaper.
I do not want to be one of *those* people.

:D

[Brigid]

15. That's easily remedied.

1. Grab said child.
2. Dress said child.
3. See my previous post for further instructions. :)

[LaraMN]

23. If it were that easy, he would already have clothes on!

Taking JackMN out of the house at this time of day pretty much ensures that I will be too tired to cook when we get home. It's a very trying endeavor.

I'm thinking I may raid the chest freezer to look for something I have stashed away for dinner emergencies. With any luck there is SOMETHING in there.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

35. No need to dress the kid

just slap one of those removable Harley tattoos on him (you do have some removable Harley tattoos laying around, right?).

You'll get much respect at the grocery store.


:rofl:

[redqueen]

5. Mmmm... bacon sandwiches!

:9

Got Miracle Whip?

[LaraMN]

7. I have both MW and Mayo!

[Critters2]

14. Well, there ya go! Put both of those, the "b" and some bread out on a counter.

Salad bar!!

[madinmaryland]

6. That sounds good! Except we have no bacon.

:grr:

Maybe throw some burgers on teh grill.

:shrug:

[LaraMN]

12. I'm banned from using the grill.

The last time I used it my husband lost much of his facial hair and eyelashes.

[madinmaryland]

16. We have a George Foreman grill that works just great.

Stick them in the thing and they're done in eight minutes.

[MrCoffee]

9. Bacon sandwiches? I want to live at your house.

[redqueen]

20. I know, right?

What's wrong with bacon sandwiches?

[MrCoffee]

26. Bacon, mayo and WonderBread...nature's perfect food.

[flvegan]

10. Double up on the B, omit the L and T.

Besides, better to have double the pork than yucky vegetables, right?

[ghostsofgiants]

38. Double the pork...

I just reverted back to age 14 and am laughing horribly right now.

[Bucky]

13. I tried a few times to turn making dinner into "family togetherness time"

The little ingrate would have none of that. Now she's running away to college. Sheesh, being a parent is a thankless gig.

[SPKrazy]

17. Just

become a cabana girl

:shrug:

B's? :rofl:

[Dora]

18. Dinnertime!

There are many reasons for children's multivitamins, and dinners made up of bacon sandwiches are one.

Me, I love a bacon sandwich. Cheers.

[LucyParsons]

19. bacon, mayonnaise

nuff said

[KG]

22. bacon sammiches? you wouldn't hear me complain.

in fact, i NEVER complain when someone else does the cookin'!

[ScreamingMeemie]

25. We are going out with the PassingFair's to a cheap greasy spoon

because I am a slackass. You are welcome to join us. The food...well it's food, but the conversation is awesome.

[IronLionZion]

31. Lucky girl!

The PassingFair's are pretty awesome.

[ScreamingMeemie]

32. I am lucky because she is my best friend in real life and lives

right around the corner. :)

[PassingFair]

33. And I am lucky that Mrs. Grumpy drives a BIG republican-like automobile...

that we can all fit into!

And it only costs $118 to fill the tank!

:wow:

[AlCzervik]

27. do you have any cheese, you could make grilled cheese and bacon.

and i'm so lazy i won't buy any frozen dinner that says "Half way through cooking time peel back lid and stir" no, nah-uh.

[redqueen]

29. ...

:rofl:

<3

[AlCzervik]

30. thats pretty much my personal best in lazy.

:7

[hfojvt]

34. making bacon sounds like more work than I ever do to cook

If you were really lazy, you'd just make toasted cheese. My fanciest recipe - a cup of rice mixed with a can of Chef Boyardee. Works with pasta too. Nobody around here but me and the dogs, but I still have to eat every day.

[EstimatedProphet]

36. So you're gonna make Bs?

[Sequoia]

37. Ha, ha...there was that claymation cartoon a few years back

about a black family and husband says to his wife: "Hey honey, make me a BLT but hold the L and the T."

Maybe if the people you have to feed would learn how to cook. When I get home from work the last thing I want to do is head to the kitchen to cook. The weekend's aren't much trouble, it's just the evenings.

[Beer Snob-50]

39. let's talk lazy....

tonight i will eat left over calamri fra diablo from a restaurant the other night and my son will eat a tub of leftover salad. it will take me 2 minutes to heat up and eat.

[BarenakedLady]

40. I hear ya!

I hate making dinner and then having everyone complain about it or each want something different.