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The Straight Story Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-30-08 05:51 PM
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I have 16785 posts, how many times do I need to post to finally get to 17,000??
I mean, come on - I should be there by now.....

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bicentennial_baby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-30-08 05:51 PM
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1. 215
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cbayer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-30-08 05:53 PM
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2. Is this a test?
Can I use a calculator?
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-30-08 05:57 PM
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3. Exactly 75
give or take
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rateyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-30-08 07:24 PM
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4. To get to 17,000 you have to post
17,000 times. It ain't brain surgery. :D
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The Straight Story Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-30-08 07:30 PM
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5. You must have went to one of them thar colleges
:) damn uppity smart folks.
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rateyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-30-08 07:33 PM
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6. I did. That's how I knew the answer to your question.
If you have any more questions, don't be afraid to ask. :rofl:
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The Straight Story Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-30-08 07:39 PM
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7. Well...I am working on this query at work
Edited on Fri May-30-08 07:40 PM by The Straight Story
Problem is, it does not take into account a canceled trip (cxltime), only ones where we arrived at destination. This is the original they had, I am re-writing it. Thinking of using 3 views (one for ats, on for cancel, and one for a combo) since they want it all on one report.

Of course I could write it in vb or something and use more logic, just wanted to try and keep it server side....(and yes, this is the real query)

SELECT dbo_Trips.tdate, dbo_Trips.dstatus, dbo_Trips.priority, dbo_Priorities.descr, dbo_Trips.puzone, dbo_Zones.descr, dbo_Trips.calltype, DateDiff("s",DateSerial(Year(),Month(),Day())+TimeSerial(Hour(),Minute(),Second()),DateSerial(Year(),Month(),Day())+TimeSerial(Hour(),Minute(),Second())) AS GT539Sec, dbo_Call_Types.descr, dbo_Trips.atsdate, dbo_Trips.atstime, dbo_Trips.calldate, dbo_Trips.calltime, dbo_Trips.putime, dbo_Trips.RunNumber, dbo_Trips.puaddr, dbo_Trips.comments, dbo_Late_Reasons.descr
FROM (((dbo_Trips INNER JOIN dbo_Zones ON dbo_Trips.puzone = dbo_Zones.code) INNER JOIN dbo_Priorities ON dbo_Trips.priority = dbo_Priorities.code) INNER JOIN dbo_Call_Types ON dbo_Trips.calltype = dbo_Call_Types.code) LEFT JOIN dbo_Late_Reasons ON dbo_Trips.LateReason = dbo_Late_Reasons.code
GROUP BY dbo_Trips.tdate, dbo_Trips.dstatus, dbo_Trips.priority, dbo_Priorities.descr, dbo_Trips.puzone, dbo_Zones.descr, dbo_Trips.calltype, DateDiff("s",DateSerial(Year(),Month(),Day())+TimeSerial(Hour(),Minute(),Second()),DateSerial(Year(),Month(),Day())+TimeSerial(Hour(),Minute(),Second())), dbo_Call_Types.descr, dbo_Trips.atsdate, dbo_Trips.atstime, dbo_Trips.calldate, dbo_Trips.calltime, dbo_Trips.putime, dbo_Trips.RunNumber, dbo_Trips.puaddr, dbo_Trips.comments, dbo_Late_Reasons.descr
HAVING (((dbo_Trips.tdate)>= And (dbo_Trips.tdate)<=) AND ((dbo_Trips.dstatus)=-7 Or (dbo_Trips.dstatus)=-6 Or (dbo_Trips.dstatus)=-3 Or (dbo_Trips.dstatus)=-2 Or (dbo_Trips.dstatus)=-1 Or (dbo_Trips.dstatus)=1 Or (dbo_Trips.dstatus)=2 Or (dbo_Trips.dstatus)=3 Or (dbo_Trips.dstatus)=4 Or (dbo_Trips.dstatus)=5 Or (dbo_Trips.dstatus)=6 Or (dbo_Trips.dstatus)=7) AND ((dbo_Trips.priority)=17) AND ((dbo_Trips.puzone)>1) AND ((dbo_Zones.descr) Like "*, M*") AND ((dbo_Trips.calltype)=1 Or (dbo_Trips.calltype)=2 Or (dbo_Trips.calltype)=6 Or (dbo_Trips.calltype)=7 Or (dbo_Trips.calltype)=8 Or (dbo_Trips.calltype)=9 Or (dbo_Trips.calltype)=25 Or (dbo_Trips.calltype)=26 Or (dbo_Trips.calltype)=29 Or (dbo_Trips.calltype)=30) AND ((DateDiff("s",DateSerial(Year(),Month(),Day())+TimeSerial(Hour(),Minute(),Second()),DateSerial(Year(),Month(),Day())+TimeSerial(Hour(),Minute(),Second())))>539) AND ((dbo_Trips.RunNumber)>0))
ORDER BY dbo_Zones.descr;
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rateyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-31-08 01:34 PM
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8. Piece of cake. But, how will you learn if I give you the answer
without you having to do the work yourself? I don't want to rob you of the joy of learning, therefore, I will have to insist that you figure this one out for yourself. :hi:
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jus_the_facts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-31-08 01:52 PM
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9. "I was promised there would be no math...."
:evilgrin:

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