Radio Shack is fucking useless

[Teaser]

I remember a time when I could actually buy electronic equipment there.

[Deja Q]

1. I think somebody wrote a song about that place...

If you see a red sign inside of the mall
That says "electronics store", it's the...
Radio Shack!

Radio Shack, yeah yeah
I'm runnin' down my Radio Shack batteries
Can't use my calculator
Or even worse, my vibrator

I got me a computer, it's as big as a whale
My floppy disk gets hard at a Radio Shack sale
I don't got a life, I don't got a lady
I'm a dork, my best friend's a TRS-80!

The radio shack is a nerdy little place where
Dweebs can blow their fuses
Radio Shack, baby
Radio Shack! Radio Shack! (Clip-on ties!)
Radio Shack! Radio Shack! (Geeky guys!)

Woofers and tweeters to handy voltage meters
Join the battery club at Radio Shack
(Well, he don't need a girl, got a metal detector
He don't need a condom, got a pocket protector)
My power is droppin' but I can go shoppin'
'Cause the new catalog came in today!

Say what?!
(Sliiiiide rule... busted!)
Radio Shack!
Radio Shack! Radio Shack!
Radio Shack! Radio Shack!
Radio Shack! Radio Shack!
Radio Shack! Radio Shack!

[DarkTirade]

2. Yeah. They just discontinued a particular piece that I was gonna use for something too.

Granted, you can buy it for 65 cents online and it was like 2 or 3 bucks there... but you didn't have to pay for shipping.