It's 2:00 am, April 15, 1912 . . .

[Brigid]

And you are on the Titanic. What do you do?

[MissMillie]

1. "I'll never let go"

:silly:

[Hugin]

2. Umm... Use Leonardo Di Caprio as a flotation device?

:shrug:

[mwooldri]

3. 1. Run.

2. Scream
3. Die.

Cos I'd not be travelling in first class and being in 4th class or what have you I'd have no chance of getting a lifeboat.

[DarkTirade]

4. Are you kidding? I couldn't even afford a 4th class ticket.

[hiaasenrocks]

5. I believe I was on that ship in a former life.

[Gormy Cuss]

6. Start drinking the good stuff. n/t

[Hugin]

8. Seconded!

:cheers:

[Doug.Goodall]

7. Make sure my Income Tax return has today's postmark

[whistler162]

9. Break out a deck chair....

I saw BBC America's "Cash in the Attic" program, IIRC, where the appraiser opined that some thought that if the deck chairs on the Titanic had not been locked up. More would have survived that due to the chairs flotation ability.

:shrug:

[Danger Mouse]

10. Shove women and children out of my way to make sure I get a seat in one of the lifeboats.

Then 'accidentally' push all of the people in my lifeboat into the icy waters of the Atlantic and laugh and laugh...
And then I would enjoy a glass of sherry.

[rockymountaindem]

11. Bruce Ismay?

What are you like 180 years old now?

[Danger Mouse]

13. The grim reaper came for me eighty years ago.

I shoved him in the icy waters of the atlantic, too.
And then I had a fine glass of sherry.

[Brigid]

12. OK. who let Cheney join DU?

:wow:

[Danger Mouse]

15. When I shot that lawyer in the face I was actually aiming for his balls.

I planned on doing some pelvic thrusts at him while he was rolling around on the ground in pain, and sneering my classic sneer.
Then I was going to have a glass of sherry.
Instead, he had the audacity to stick his face in the way of my shot.
Asshole.

[many a good man]

14. Another scotch on the rocks!

[snailly]

16. Take the slow boat to China

[WannaBeGrumpy]

17. Have a heart attack and die before...

the needly cold water gets me!