The real 'golden globes'

[The Straight Story]

[madinmaryland]

1. Nice globes!

:hide:

[NewJeffCT]

2. and I'm sure he's just admiring

the beautiful design of her dress

[CaliforniaPeggy]

3. My dear Straight Story!

:spank:

[kentauros]

4. Oh, Mr. Cheadle...

his look is priceless!

[Schema Thing]

5. Did Mr. Cheadle have something to do with those globes?

:shrug:

[kentauros]

6. Something to do?

Or something he has been planning to do?

[Schema Thing]

7. :ahem: that's not Don Cheadle.

full stop. I won't editorialize this time.

[Orrex]

Jessica Biel's boobs all look alike to me

:shrug:

[Schema Thing]

14. hah! you went there.

[Orrex]

15. I'm sure that I don't know what you're talking about...

Not me. No way...

[Orrex]

12. Whoops!

So funny I had to post it twice.

[AlCzervik]

9. that's not Don Cheadle.

[Pierre.Suave]

11. I think that is

P-diddy...

or whatever the fuck he is calling himself now...

Not Don Cheadle:

this is Don Cheadle

[Orrex]

13. His look is priceless

Really, it is. I posted a year or so ago to complain that the fink hasn't aged in 15 years or more. If anything, he looks better now than he did on Picket Fences.

I hate Don Cheadle!

[petronius]

8. Busted!

I'm so glad I'm not being photographed 20-odd hours out of the day; I'd get caught a lot...

[MilesColtrane]

10. If I saw that up close and personal, they would have a reason to call me "Puffy" too.

[Adsos Letter]

16. Y'all got it wrong...

...he is simply deep in thought regarding the current debate between traditional-historical and literary-critical schools of historiography...I think...however, I admit I could be wrong on this, as so many other things...