Hilarious email from my mom

[lizerdbits]

A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy
boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did
the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten
the red light by accelerating through the intersection.

The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in
frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection,
dropping her cell phone and makeup.

As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and
looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer
ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police
station where she was searched, finger printed, photographed, and placed in
a holding cell. After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and
opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the
arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.

He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up
behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in
front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'What Would
Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Choose Life' License plate holder, the
'Follow Me to Sunday-School' bumper Sticker, And the chrome-plated Christian
fish emblem on the trunk, Naturally...I assumed you had stolen the car."

So how many Christians who take their kids to Sunday school will I piss off?

[GreenPartyVoter]

1. Seen this one before. It's a hoot! LOL

[timtom]

2. Not me!

That is a very funny story and, sadly, reflects the true spirits of those who practice in Jesus' name (including me sometimes, but without all the trashy trappings.)