What is your personal headline for today?

[MrScorpio]

MrScorpio Gassy, Natives Wary

[some guy]

1. $300 later, kitty should live to at least 20.

:)

I had to take one of my kitties to the vet. She'll be twenty years old in September. She wasn't looking well last night, though.

[DarkTirade]

2. Naked, wet, and wrapped in a towel.

Is this a daily occurance in this man's life?

[elshiva]

19. ....

[DarkTirade]

25. ... only I'm not blonde.

Although I have dated at least one vampire...

[elshiva]

26. Was your lover a blond?

[DarkTirade]

27. No, brunette.

Although I'm fairly certain that she had no soul. :P

[BlueJazz]

3. Bluejazz buys new 750 Gig SATA drive. Eats lots of popcorn...watches Frasier.

Exciting...

[DarkTirade]

6. Nice.

New harddrive is on my 'to buy' list now that I have a job. :P Down to my last few gigs here.

[littlebit]

4. Beagle gets into refrigerator and eats whole package of bologna

Will be stinking up the truck all night.

[redwitch]

5. Redwitch is World's Worst Housekeeper

:-)

[rucky]

7. Gas company reconnects. Hot showers abound.

[femmocrat]

8. Flower beds finished ahead of schedule due to Canadian air.

femmocrat, who vowed to have all beds weeded and annuals planted by June 20, has finished one day ahead of schedule, thus awarding her a bonus day for relaxation. femmocrat cites the cool Canadian air flow as the prime impetus for her accelerated work schedule.

:woohoo:

[My Good Babushka]

9. House of Kewpie thinks and stares.

[KitchenWitch]

10. KitchenWitch drowns in a pool of her own sweat

x(

[triguy46]

11. Three years post op, and still cancer free.

Three years ago today I had my left kidney removed with a 8cm tumor. All is well.

[Longhorn]

20. That's great!

Keep racking up the years! :yourock:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

12. CaliforniaPeggy walks several blocks so her husband

can have the birthday dinner of his dreams!

:shrug:

[SeattleGirl]

13. SeattleGirl signs formal job offer; looks forward to more prosperous

future.

:woohoo: :woohoo:

[Symarip]

14. Local DC Trombone Player Prepares For Colorado Music Festival

[SallyMander]

15. SallyMander sits around morosely in pajamas

eating takeout Chinese food and missing her fiance :(

[Guava Jelly]

16. GoPsUx Thinks that everything is going to be ok!

Birds will chirp, Bees will be.And Butterflies will fly!

[elshiva]

17. It's official: Elshiva is a loser.

[mopinko]

18. mopinko almost ready for custer's last stand

http://www.custerfair.com/

[lizziegrace]

21. Lizziegrace is taking it

one day at a time...

[Robeson]

22. My back still hurts.

[Radio_Lady]

23. Radio Lady and Audio Al: Home (again) at last.

We took our home off the real estate market yesterday.

The $5,000 contingency fee -- given under agreement in April to the builder who filed for bankruptcy on Tuesday -- is back in our account.

A sadder, but wiser, couple are we.

Cordially,

Radio Lady in Oregon

[The Straight Story]

24. Vital signs ok, TSS relaxes for a spell (Story Below)

June 19th 2008 - TSS was called by his wife, AutumnMist, during his lunch break. She was not feeling well and having heart problems. He talked to a Paramedic supervisor at work and one was dispatched to his home to check on her condition. Her vital signs were ok but there was some concern over the pains in her sternum.

He stayed home the rest of the day in case her condition got worse, but she has remained stable. Now his mind is on sex and trying his own brand of therapy for her illness. His thermometer in hand he went into the bedroom to take her temp. Details won't follow :)

[UrbScotty]

28. In rare move, ih8thegop does productive things