I have to wonder about a 29 year old looking for men aged 30-70

[SPKrazy]

who can't quite grasp the English language as if from an Eastern bloc country

Blonde hair and blue eyes

wants me to email her back right away

:eyes:

On the other hand :think: she might be perfect... well for something :P

[Parche]

1. Hmmmm

:woohoo: :hi:

[Deja Q]

2. Is "Hmmmm" a euphemism for "getting pregnant"?

:rofl:

[Whoa_Nelly]

3. I won't judge you

Unless you run a poll on this!


:P


HEy, SPK! Hope you are feeling better today.
Am wishing you a peaceful weekend.

Call sometime.
miss you
xoxoxox
Your Nelly :*

[Kutjara]

4. I appear to be a magnet for...

...incredibly gorgeous, yet strangely bored and lonely, Russian supermodels, who all appear to be under the misapprehension that I've posted a "profile" somewhere, and want to get to know me "much better."

I don't have the heart to tell these lovely ladies that I've got more female company than I can handle, what with all the "naughty schoolgirls" who appear to want me to "be their first time." I mean, a guy has only got so much stamina.

Thank God for those public spirited pharmacists who want to send me endless supplies of V1a6RA and C1a1i5. I'd be lost without them.

[Darth_Kitten]

5. I always assumed you were a gal!!!

:D

[Chan790]

6. You never really know...

I have a co-worker, Shanny (short for Shannon), who only dates men at least 5 years older than her (She's 24, the last two guys she had a relationship with were 34 and 51.) She is a stage actress and has only a passing familiarity with the written English language as well. She's a recent immigrant from Walt Disney World.

She's a pretty girl...taken at the moment though. She's dating a 22 year old to prove a point, except that nobody cares.