CAPTION the FIB-5

[underpants]

[ScreamingMeemie]

1. What the hell do you want from us??? Politicians need a vacation too,

even more that average folk..

[plcdude]

2. hey once you

go black you never go back right guys?

[bahrbearian]

3. Look at Sleazy Lies look like shes going to have a break down

and OILY dick learking in the back ground

[jono]

4. "We're not here to change you,

we're here to make our lives better."

It looks like * took Carson's "hot tip" with that belt buckle!

[tnlefty]

5. Can't you see that you're interrupting our CYA strategery session?

We came all the way out here to have some privacy to figure how the hell we're gonna lie out way out of this mess and here you are with a camera.

[Raven]

6. Of course we can keep our pants up...

without our belts.

[CarlBallard]

7. I've said it before, I'll say it again

Bush needs to invest in an iron. Did he and Rummy sleep in their shirts? Did they leave them in their suitcases, and forget to unpack when they got to Texas? "Oh we've got a buisy day of talking to Cows and pretending to work, we don't have time to iron."

On Edit: Is Dick checking out Bush's ass?

[DS1]

8. Signal the away-team

Captain Bush is running his mouth again, and we can't afford any more dead officers. Bones, you take him on the left, Uhura, sneak up behind him. And who brought the corpse in the back? Family day was last week!

[underpants]

11. Dick really looks miserable doesn't he?

That's probably because it is about 150 degrees there.

[underpants]

9. OoooooKAY! We are here to give this country a complete make over

Ssssstho I am in charge of......well let's start with Dick, we love calling him that, he is charge of uh energy and Rummy here will advise you on your military and safety and the "General" next to him is in charge of whatever Rummy tells him to be "in charge of" and Condi behind me is in charge of diversity and PR, she realy is suposed to be in charge of something else but really doesn't know anything about it because she chose the wrong major in college and me well I just sort of take care of the "Big Picture" and agree with whatever Ruumy and hehehehe Dick tell me to agree with.

[LynneSin]

10. I have no idea where Dick Cheney is hiding

(only because Dick looks like he's hiding in the back - lynne)

[underpants]

12. Hey!.................. Colin took the car and left without us!

Man that is cold!

[liberalpress]

13. And now that you've met my Fabulous Pips...

...our big hit "Midnight Train to Georgia"

[XNASA]

14. "'Cept for the General here, yes........

...all of us shop for our clothes at the Wal-Mart."

[underpants]

16. Meyers shirt looks like it came from a DOLLAR General

Airforce uniforms always looked so........Oh how do I put this....cheap.

[regularguy]

15. Meet the New Justice league of Friends!

Tsunami Tommie: Show 'im a country with dark folks and watch him work!

Don the Dick: Bad guys best stay out of the of way of his deadly obnox-o-gun!

Scowl Man: Equipped with power to HIDE! Ooooooooh!

Captain Clueless: Bringing plausible deniability to the next level!

AND

That woman who explains stuff to Captain Clueless: She explains stuff to Captain Clueless!

[underpants]

17. Women super heros always have the lamest names.

"Wonderwoman" -they could do any better than that?

"That woman who explains stuff to Captain Clueless" LOL too funny

[cosmicdot]

18. why we couldn't be happier ... don't we look happy?

we think we reflect the mood of the country ... h-a-p-p-y ... happy ... that's why we're spending our vacation together ... we're just so happy to be around one another ... and, relaxed ... don't we look relaxed ... out being happily relaxed together has nothing to do with polls or problems ... everything's in tip-top shape and we're happy gawdangit happy ... and relaxed ... ya'll are in for a real treat after our happy and relaxed vacation together ... now, if you'll excuse us ... we're going skinny dipping in that pond over yonder ...