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Guava Jelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-08 07:20 PM Original message |
I'm in the womb, got any good advice? |
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Pool Hall Ace (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-08 07:21 PM Response to Original message |
1. Turn the amp up, let mom feel your awesome guitar playing. |
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Guava Jelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-08 07:28 PM Response to Reply #1 |
5. I could stage dive right on out |
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LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-08 07:23 PM Response to Original message |
2. I'd heard you were trying to get back in. |
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Guava Jelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-08 07:29 PM Response to Reply #2 |
6. For 42 years |
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Mutley (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-08 07:24 PM Response to Original message |
3. Don't ever move out of the womb. |
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Guava Jelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-08 07:29 PM Response to Reply #3 |
7. Or at least move to a womb with a view |
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Mutley (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-08 07:30 PM Response to Reply #7 |
8. Hooray for Punday! |
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Ysabel (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-21-08 11:14 AM Response to Reply #7 |
41. hhahaha... |
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SalmonChantedEvening (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-08 07:28 PM Response to Original message |
4. Keep swimming n/t |
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Guava Jelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-08 07:31 PM Response to Reply #4 |
10. nice |
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SalmonChantedEvening (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-08 07:42 PM Response to Reply #10 |
18. You were caught dealing earthworms? |
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Guava Jelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-08 07:46 PM Response to Reply #18 |
22. bwahaha |
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Fire Walk With Me (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-08 07:31 PM Response to Original message |
9. No, but can you tell us what the very end of 2001 meant? |
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Guava Jelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-08 07:34 PM Response to Reply #9 |
12. Sure..but I will have to do it as a fetus |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-08 07:32 PM Response to Original message |
11. LOCKING: Sex thread. |
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Guava Jelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-08 07:36 PM Response to Reply #11 |
13. It was a Virgin pregnancy.. |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-08 07:38 PM Response to Reply #13 |
15. Oh, I thought |
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Guava Jelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-08 07:42 PM Response to Reply #15 |
19. ohhhh |
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Taverner (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-08 07:37 PM Response to Original message |
14. Head for the light, not that mass of tissue that is obscured. |
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Guava Jelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-08 07:40 PM Response to Reply #14 |
16. Noted |
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Gormy Cuss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-08 07:40 PM Response to Original message |
17. Pray that your mother plans to breastfeed |
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Guava Jelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-08 07:45 PM Response to Reply #17 |
21. I'd pray that she was having guadruplets |
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Gormy Cuss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-08 07:49 PM Response to Reply #21 |
24. ... |
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bluesbassman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-08 07:44 PM Response to Original message |
20. If it's a womb with a view... |
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Guava Jelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-08 07:50 PM Response to Reply #20 |
25. I'm tethered in here pretty dang good |
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kat_kringle (494 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-08 07:52 PM Response to Reply #20 |
27. nice allusion to m. forester! n/t |
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jobycom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-08 07:49 PM Response to Original message |
23. If you have to go, hold it. |
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Guava Jelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-08 07:51 PM Response to Reply #23 |
26. 9 months is a long time to hold it. |
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jobycom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-08 07:55 PM Response to Reply #26 |
28. It wouldn't be nine months. |
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Guava Jelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-08 07:58 PM Response to Reply #28 |
29. I sure have a lot to learn about my own development. |
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jobycom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-08 08:04 PM Response to Reply #29 |
32. Stay in there another six months. Trust me on this |
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LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-08 08:02 PM Response to Reply #23 |
30. I wish somebody had told my son. (Warning, this is gross) |
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truedelphi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-08 08:03 PM Response to Reply #30 |
31. Having more than one kid is great |
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LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-08 08:13 PM Response to Reply #31 |
34. He's scary smart. The last thing he needs is a minion. |
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truedelphi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-21-08 09:46 AM Response to Reply #34 |
39. Isn't it weird how some kids must have attended |
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jobycom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-08 08:06 PM Response to Reply #30 |
33. A somewhat common rarety. Happened to my great niece. |
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LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-08 08:16 PM Response to Reply #33 |
35. It's more common when they're late |
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jobycom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-08 08:27 PM Response to Reply #35 |
36. My niece had other issues, too. |
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SemiCharmedQuark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-08 10:05 PM Response to Original message |
37. Cheer up? |
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Arugula Latte (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-20-08 10:09 PM Response to Original message |
38. Don't try to come out face up and then get stuck like my first baby did ... |
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zanne (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-21-08 09:52 AM Response to Original message |
40. Come out white,male and part of that 1%. nt |
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Bake (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-21-08 11:19 AM Response to Original message |
42. I'd stay put, if I were you! |
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