You know you're getting old when

[HEyHEY]

You're the dude at the party taking care of all the drunk people.
And you weren't that impressed with the topless girl boxing the guy in the backyard, in fact you find it contrived and not that cool.

[mnhtnbb]

1. You know you're getting old when chewing steak cracks a tooth--the second one to go!

[DarkTirade]

2. Hey, I was always the one taking care of the drunk people...

'cause I never really drank much when I lived in a college apartment complex.

[WinkyDink]

3. ...you're actually pleased to get the Senior Citizen discount.

[noamnety]

4. ,,, your husband asks what you want for your birthday

and you get that far-away better-than-sex look and answer "an ankle brace."

[east texas lib]

5. You know you're getting old when...

A young child asks "Jimmy, why do you sag?", and she ISN'T talking about your clothing.;(

[mcctatas]

6. You have to explain the concept of a rotary phone and

party line to your kids?

[sarge43]

7. You know you're getting old when

you believe that yelling at the kids on your lawn isn't funny or ridiculous; it's the right thing to do.

[flvegan]

8. ...you think, yeah, nice tits but it'll be too much work getting her in bed.

:hide:

[HEyHEY]

9. Pretty well that's exactly what went through my mind