Is thread locking a suitable substitute for sex?

[Deja Q]

Poll question: Is thread locking a suitable substitute for sex?

:yoiks:

[TZ]

1. IBTL!!!!

:rofl:

[flvegan]

2. The "Locking" post on this thread could be epic...

:popcorn:

[Deja Q]

6. So was the 'Star Wars' saga...

then came the prequels.

:popcorn:

[arcadian]

3. Are you talking about docking?

Sorry, I'm cut. :P

[Crabby Appleton]

4. nope!

[Lilith Velkor]

5. No, but it could be a metaphor.

:shrug:

[Writer]

7. Locking.

Nothing makes me sweat more than a little thread locking in the mornin'.

[puerco-bellies]

8. Umm.. can't you get TS for voting in polls?

:tinfoilhat:

[huskerlaw]

9. No.

I can most definitely assure you that it is not.

And I will leave it at that.

:hi:

[TZ]

10. !

:spray:

[Pierre.Suave]

11. IBTL

this is only still up because Call Me Wesley is still thinking up an appropriate locking comment.

:rofl:

[huskerlaw]

12. Actually,

it's still up because I'm sick of locking things and so far this thread is more funny than it is lockable.

But that's subject to change.

:hi:

[Deja Q]

13. I am honored, thank you.

:hi:


(eh, honored that somebody finds one my of jokes funny... :blush: :) )

[Pierre.Suave]

14. As good a reason as any I guess...

:rofl:

[flvegan]

15. This is the funniest thing I've read on DU all day.

And today has been a DUzy of a day.

[Deja Q]

16. Damn stupid time for the DUzys to have a break...

:cry:


Are there any surrogates that might want to volunteer? O8)

[flvegan]

17. Nobody could sub for JeffR

He's the man.

[Deja Q]

19. Okay, while it was done so in a good way, didn't you just call out a DUer?

:cry:

if my thread gets locked because of you...

:rofl:

[flvegan]

20. *psst* See post #18 below...

Yeah, that's right...

[flvegan]

18. Since this thread isn't going to get locked, let's talk about OTHER things

that might not be a suitable substitute for sex and specifically why they aren't suitable substitutes for sex.

[huskerlaw]

22. I didn't say it won't be locked...

I said I wasn't going to lock it YET...just sayin'...

:hi:

[Dr. Strange]

25. Hows about Futurama?

[TZ]

26. !

Only you....:spray:

[Deja Q]

27. I recall that scene! A few minutes later, Kif follows Zapp up a ladder...

then turns his head and groans in disgust because he noticed Zapp isn't wearing underwear underneath that kilt... :spray:

Wouldn't need to tie me up to watch that show endlessly either... :evilgrin:

[MilesColtrane]

21. Depends on how tight....

...it's locked.

[TZ]

23. Umm for some reason I want to say here....

Don't tuch the but.....:rofl: :hide:

[hunter]

24. Um, wait, has everyone on this thread agreed on a safe word yet?

:hide:

[Deja Q]

28. "banana"?

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

29. Locking, locking, locking, locking ... LOCKED! ... whew ...

I need a cigarette.

:rofl:


(nope, no substitute)

[Dr. Strange]

30. Eeeewwwww...

Lock orgy: