What if women don't call you at all?

[PVnRT]

:shrug:

[demnan]

1. Call them, maybe they're waiting by the phone!

[Jackhammer Jesus]

2. She probably wants you to unexpectedly show up at her house.

Women like to be surprised, so I would do it some time in the middle of the night, when she's sleeping.

Oh, and try going in through a window - chicks really dig that.

[twistedliberal]

3. Then, like me, your life becomes...

...a struggle against a long, gradual slide into your own personal hell. A hell of desperation, loneliness, and bitterness.

[salinen]

4. The answer

1. Don't stare at them, and I mean THEM!
2. Humor, funny, jokes, silly, but smart silly.
3. Attitude - You are the catch. They'd be lucky to be with you.
4. Women choose Men, not the other way. Subtle signs will let you know.
5. Have Women friends. No hanky-panky. Good image.
6. I have no idea what I'm saying.

[Skittles]

5. it means you are a creep

sorry Jack, there's no easy way to tell you

[tigereye]

6. maybe they are scared of your avatar

[bigwillq]

7. Then it's time to buy a new phone n/t

[BiggJawn]

8. Then you start doing "7 layers of Design" in your apartment....

You keep telling yourself it's for the day when you DO finally get "lucky", but in your heart, you know only you and the Maintenance Man will ever see it.....

Uhh....That didn't look right. I meant the Maintenance Man will see it when....Ah, Fuhgeddabouttit!

[Loonman]

9. Consider yourself lucky

D'oh!