Good news everyone! Turns out I'm not getting old.

[DarkTirade]

They actually ARE annoying little punks.

I'm used to teens and twentysomethings yelling stupid shit out of car windows while I'm out walking/jogging, that was par for the course where I used to live. But when the little fuckers think it's funny to shoot a laser pointer at my face while safely within his little gaggle of friends across the street... yeah. That crosses the line from 'annoying' to 'could possibly cause harm'. Only reason I didn't shove that thing so far up his rectum that my fingerprints would have been wiped from it by his digestive juices was because I knew he was probably a minor and you can get in extra trouble for that. Well, that and I'm not a violent person. O8)

[LeftyFingerPop]

1. You said "digestive juices". n/t

[DarkTirade]

2. You're right... I'll edit that sentance.

I also included the word 'rectum' now.

[LeftyFingerPop]

4. Rectum? Damn near killed him! n/t

[arcadian]

3. Good thing you weren't flying your helicopter.

You could have crashed. :P

[DarkTirade]

5. Pffft, like I'd be caught dead with THAT old thing...

:P

[Lyric]

6. You shoulda smacked them with your purse.

That'll learn 'em. :P

[DarkTirade]

7. Yea... wait, what?

:P