Look out Biden - I am taking over as VP for Obama

[nadine_mn]

Oh yea... after watching the Palin interview... OMG I am soooo qualified

1. I am female
2. I have never been pregnant so... I have never had an abortion, nor do I have any knocked up teens to marry off.
3. I live in MN, which borders Canada - I have foreign policy experience... pfft I even speak Canadian eh, that hoser Palin doesn't speak Russian.
4. I wear glasses and can put my hair in a slick updo
5. I have declared bankruptcy in the past so I am prepared to deal with the national debt.
6. I can pronounce nu-clear.
7. I am also part latina, in the summer when I tan I can get so dark I will make Obama look white so he doesn't scare the white women.
8. I went to law school so I can appoint members to the supreme court
9. I was on the speech team in high school, so I know how to avoid answering questions too.
10. I make a mean hot dish