I'm sitting here, bailing out the economy. What would you like me to write off?

[mwooldri]

I'm at work right now, and in front of me is a list of account numbers and requests from various customer care agents asking me to approve credits against various customer accounts. I usually have 100 requests a night to do.

So any requests? The write-off pen is open!

Mark.

[lizerdbits]

1. My mortgage

I'll make you some cookies in return.

[mwooldri]

2. Written off ! But you got to shoot yourself first. nt

[TZ]

3. How about my credit card bills?

If its good enough for the large banks its good enough for me, right?

[mwooldri]

5. PM me your account numbers and I might be able to help.

But if it starts with a 4, 5 or a 6 forget it.

Mark.

[flvegan]

4. I'd ask for my mortgage, but I'd rather you find a random pending foreclosure

preferably on a disabled vet or a single mom and write that off instead.

Much obliged.

[mwooldri]

6. Being British, I've had a word with Gordon Brown for you.

He'll arrange for the UK government to take that disabled vet out of foreclosure and pay the mortgage for them.

[flvegan]

7. This colonial from Brit descent thanks you and Mr. Brown.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

8. the debts my ex-husband accumulated in my name using

switch and bait method and other various and sundry unsavory tactics.

[mwooldri]

9. Hmmm....

(serious mode on)

:hug:

I don't know if the debts happened pre-divorce or after... if it's after then there's a case for fraud and you should be able to contact these creditors and tell them point blank you don't owe the debt.

If it's pre-divorce it's messy. In a community property state? Messier.

In any case, contest it with the credit bureaus.

(serious mode off)

I've activated the fraud switch. All sorted now.

Mark.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

11. You sir, are a gentleman and a scholar and real sweetie !!

thanks for the hug and sage counsel. Hope my downer post was not a thread-ender for you x( :D :hug:

[curse10]

10. my law school loans....

plz!

[mwooldri]

13. Have you graduated? Sue your creditors!

Put that education to work for you!

Alternatively work as a law school professor for 5 years... they might get forgiven for doing that. Then run for President.

[DS1]

12. Can you write something off which I'll get tomorrow?

I need something to write off :cry:

[mwooldri]

14. Here's a Home Depot Gift card. I've written that off for you already.

You'll get that tomorrow.

[DS1]

17. Sweet!

Lamps and duct tape here I come!

[supernova]

15. My new custom Kitchen remodel

I want all premium grade appliances, a copper range hood, an infrared cooktop, and a builtin wall oven.

Open plan kitchen with porcelain tile floor, New cabinets with glass doors on top, solid neutral ash on the bottom.

Mood lighting.

All envirofriendly products, and a tankless water heater.

[mwooldri]

16. Ok Gordon Ramsay. I'll fund that for you.. if you'll f'n lay off the swearing. nt

[Lyric]

18. My student loans thus far.

I'll probably be on scholarship after this semester (or year,) but I still have about $16,000 in student loans from my freshman and early sophomore years.

[mwooldri]

19. Consolidate them with mine!

I have $40,000 thus far :(

What's an extra $16,000 between friends?