I went to Home Depot yesterday...

[LeftyFingerPop]

And asked a few of the younger associates where they kept their "Galvanized Plexi-shield Infusion Couplings". I told them that they were advertised on the Home Depot commercial for $199.99.

After they ran around the store for awhile looking for them, they finally gave up.

Then I went to Lowe's and did it.

Don't tell me I don't know how to entertain myself.

[hobbit709]

1. God will get you for this.

:rofl:

[vard28]

2. I have those

in my adult toy drawer in my nightstand. Too bad you couldn't find any. :rofl:

[Tripper11]

3. When I used to work concrete...

We used to send the new guys back to the shop for the "concrete stretcher". We had 2 way radios and would enjoy the conversation as they ran around the shop looking for it.
It's description was always different. Plus the pressure would be great, because they knew the concrete was drying and we needed to stretch it before it hardened or we wouldn't be able to finish the floor.
Always worth a few laughs!

[mwooldri]

4. Well I'm sending you to Ace Hardware for a Long Stand. nt

[jobycom]

5. You should work for the State Department.