I pray to baby Jesus that New England shuts down the Denver offensive

[LynneSin]

Because if Stokley and Pittman of Denver score more than 14pts in Fantasy Football then I'll end up losing to turtlensue.

Mind you, she played my 2nd string team since Eagles were on bye week and I had to survive without McNabb, Westbrook, Buckhalter, Akers and the Eagles defense but somehow Joe Flacco, a UDel alumni, pulled out some nice stats as my backup QB.

But she has 2 denver players in the game tonight so I could still lose this

:scared:

[Beer Snob-50]

1. the baby jesus will be on your side tonight.

because god looks kindly on the sports and god loving area known as new england, he or she will not allow us to suffer twice in two days by allowing the sox to lose and then the pats also. plus the pats looked so bad last week, bill belicheck made everyones lives miserable last week and they are just pissed!!

[fizzgig]

2. don't be hating on my broncos

:P

[LynneSin]

3. When it comes to your broncos and me losing to turtlensue...

your broncos don't stand a chance. Under normal circumstances I'd be cheering the broncs. I have no problems with the Broncos winning provided they don't use Stokley or Pittman - perhaps it'll be a real tight defensive match-up with your field goal & special teams scoring the points needed to win.

[fizzgig]

5. there's only one problem with that scenario

it requires denver's defense to not suck. but we'll see

[Parche]

Please Dont Lose To Turtleandsue

We will never hear the end of it...............:hi:

[LynneSin]

6. Seriously, I have my standards here at DU

:cry:

[TZ]

4. Jesus can't help you..

You are playing one of the "Chosen One"s who don't believe in him. You know that I have Satan on my side after all...:evilgrin:
BTW, Yeah I didn't do well this week..you should be happy we played now and not next week when we have Detroit...

[old mark]

9. Wait till the Eagles come back....... nt

[TZ]

12. My best fantasy week...

Came when the Skins played the Eagles...:evilgrin:

[old mark]

16. Don't know if this is important, but the Eagles after the bye are 9-0,

so this week might be even better for you.

I have never understood how fantasy football works, but enjoy yourself.
(PS Baby J told me he has 2 yards on the Eagles for Sunday.)
mark

[Bake]

19. My best fantasy week was ...

uh ... well, I'd better not say!

:rofl:

Bake

[InternalDialogue]

7. Stokley's still questionable.

It might just be Pittman you have to worry about.

[Dr. Strange]

8. Screw that bandwidth!

Go Broncos!

[JVS]

10. I pray for New England to be crushed. And, as you can tell from my sig pic, I am a member of an...

important organization with great divine influence. Go Chargers!

[Blue_Tires]

11. the baby jesus will forsake you

so when the donk offense puts up a half-hundey by halftime; ask yourself: what have i done to displease god??

[LynneSin]

15. Baby Jesus loves me - see - he's commanding the Cowboys to lose and guess what....

[taterguy]

13. Baby Jesus is too busy campaigning for Obama to worry about a stupid football game

[MissMillie]

14. the NE defense sucks

has since the SuperBowl last year.

They don't seem to know how to finish a tackle.

[Angleae]

18. Denver's defense is worse, far worse.

#30 vs #14

[edbermac]

17. The NE offense needs to get it in gear.

I'm afraid that Cassel is an eternal second-stringer. And the NE defense probably gets tired when the NE 'three and out and punt' offense gets on the field.

[struggle4progress]

20. Revelation says clearly that won't happen IIRC

By "clearly" of course I mean "after careful exegesis"


And by "IIRC" I mean "I might be confusing what Revelation says with what I heard yesterday from that guy on the bus"

[KamaAina]

21. PSA: Do not depend on New England teams to save you from impending disaster

if last night is any indication of what baby Jesus actually thinks about New England, you're toast. :grr:

[madinmaryland]

22. Bellichick and the Cheatriots have you covered!!1!!

:hide:

[LynneSin]

25. Hey, never said I was a fan of the Patriots - just needed to beat turtlensue

mission accomplished

:woohoo:

(ps - you know I love you turtle! :loveya: )

[jobycom]

23. Baby Jesus and me ain't talking right now.

After what he did to the Cowboys yesterday. :cry:

[LynneSin]

24. But consider Baby Jesus motives

On Saturday 100k people flocked to St. Louis to see Barack Obama speak.

On Sunday St. Louis defeated the Cowboys

Coincidence? I think not!

[jobycom]

26. Hmm. And the Dallas Morning News endorsed McCain. You may have a point.

:cry:

[PassingFair]

28. Now you've done it!

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

27. Thank god they shut down Brandon Marshall

I won on a week where Reggie Wayne and Plaxico Burress gave me less than ten freaking points combined. But Lendale White gave me 37!