Now that Haruka is officially back let's post some unfounded rumors about her...

[LynneSin]

Like Haruka really is Midlodemocrat - I mean have you ever seen either of these people in the same room together? I think not!

[Parche]

1. Wasnt She Hiding Under Your Porch?

:shrug: :hi:

[LynneSin]

2. Yes - my porch was clean & spotless until right before Joe Biden showed up

then it was littered like a Philadelphia street the day after the Phillies won the world series

[Midlodemocrat]

3. Ahem. swimboy and LostinVA have seen us both in the same room.

Take that, freeper.

[LynneSin]

6. yes but I find it odd that only you and Haruka 'claim' to have seen swimboy & lostinVA ....

in the same room.

I think it's 2 people just making all this crap up!

[swimboy]

55. It was a fantastic photo shoot, too!

Lots of great pictures.

Then the government confiscated the cameras.

[RetroLounge]

59. But no one has seen SwimBoy and Me together...

Why is that? WHY? WHY?

:D

RL

[LostinVA]

60. OMG --Radio Lady was right -- YOU ARE GAY!!!

[RetroLounge]

62. For Swimboy?

Who wouldn't be?

:loveya:

RL

[LostinVA]

63. His SO is cute, too

[Taverner]

4. She thinks I'm a nice guy

:evilgrin:

[SteppingRazor]

5. I heard she spends her days washing windshields on an off ramp of the Jersey Turnpike. n/t

[Gormy Cuss]

7. She can't read.

That's why she got herself a bookstore-loving trophy wife.

[LostinVA]

8. She can't respond for a few hours -- hahahahahhahahaha

Have fun!!!

[LostinVA]

9. I HAVE seen them in the same room -- but not YOU and Midlo!!!

[LynneSin]

10. Is this LostinVa posting or swimboy

no one has seen either of you in the same room other than haruka/midlodemocrat

[LostinVA]

11. Damn

Errr... how about them PHILLIES!

[AlCzervik]

12. she made me wear horizontal stripes and they were wide!

:cry:

[Fire Walk With Me]

13. She was gone in a UFO all this time.

It would explain all the overly-friendly PMs about the benefits of certain types of probing.

[Marrah_G]

14. I hear she has a secret crush on Sarah Palin. It's the leather Domme boots!

:hide:

[LostinVA]

16. She does have a crush on Hillary Clinton

Seriesly.

[Marrah_G]

17. Pffftt- everyone does.

[Jamastiene]

33. I do too.

I have a major crush on Hillary. :D

[JVS]

15. She lurves Pittsburgh and Donny Iris

[Starbucks Anarchist]

18. She loves spiders.

[LostinVA]

21. You are in trouble when she gets home from work

[Starbucks Anarchist]

23. I bought her a welcome-back gift.

[cwydro]

19. I heard she was having an affair with Radio Lady.

Dunno if that was true or not...

[LostinVA]

20. OMFG -- she may kill you!

Guess what -- RL attacked me on another forum via PM! CRazy stuff.

[cwydro]

24. See? Proves my point.

That woman has an issue with you and I'm thinking Haruka is it!:rofl:

[Shakespeare]

46. NO WAY.

I think I know which forum. That's predictably whack-job-ish of her.

[flvegan]

22. Tamales!

[cwydro]

25. I don't know Haruka's ethnicity, but I'm thinking that

Radio Lady can find a song to match it.;)

[LeftyMom]

38. She's Irish and from New Jersey.

90%+ chance the song will be about getting drunk.

[cwydro]

39. Well, I'm Welsh...

so I'll drink to that.

New Jersey, hmmm, isn't that a "family" hangout?

[LostinVA]

40. That's MY side of the family: Irish and Sicilian

[cwydro]

42. That is a very scary combination.

No wonder you can handle Haruka!

My dad is English and my mom is Welsh. They are in their 80's, married over 50 years and still fight like cats and dogs.

But we all like to tip one up!:toast:

[LostinVA]

43. Your mother married the enemy?!

[cwydro]

45. Yes,

And so far, I think she is winning.

He is vanquished, but still valiant.

Plus they spawned two lesbian children. How scary is that?

[swimboy]

54. Bore da!

:hi:

[LostinVA]

56. Go mbeadh cosa gloine fút agus go mbrise an ghloine!

[Marrah_G]

27. Whoa...........you have a death wish, huh?

[cwydro]

28. Lol!

I live a long way away.

They'd have to come to Margaritaville to kill me...and by then they would be so laid back we would just have a drink.

[Marrah_G]

31. If It's strawberry margaritaville, I am SO there.

[cwydro]

32. You can have any kind of margarita

down here in the Keys!B-)

[Jamastiene]

34. OMG

Now, you are just asking for it. :wow:

That's it.

I'm selling pay per view tickets for when she sees this. Yo ass is grasssssss.

:popcorn:

[cwydro]

36. Lol!

I mean come on.

It's not any fun until Haruka opens a can of whupass on someone, so I felt I should step up.:P

[libnnc]

58. ....

:spray:

[jakefrep]

26. She's Joe The Plumber

[BreweryYardRat]

29. I hear she has bad taste in swords. Likes cheap stainless steel crap.

Just kidding, girl. Glad to have you back. ;) :P

[LostinVA]

41. You're right -- I mock it and refuse to allow it to be hung on the wall

[Deep13]

30. She shot a man in Reno just to watch him die. nt

[LynneSin]

48. Wait, I thought she shot the sheriff but did not shoot the deputy

:shrug:

Was it the Sheriff of Reno?

[Deep13]

49. I think she fought the law, but the law won. nt

[NewJeffCT]

50. I thought that was CaliforniaPeggy?

but, maybe they both did it?

[Jamastiene]

35. I hear she is breeding reptiles in an attempt at world domination...

...not if I can get my Sqirrel Brigade together first, muahahahaa. :evilgrin:

:P

[Deep13]

37. She's a robot from the future here to kill the future savior of humanity. nt

[racaulk]

44. I heard she emailed some NEKKID PICS to flvegan.

Yeah right, he wishes. :rofl:

[LeftyMom]

47. And then he woke up.

[NewJeffCT]

51. She is a founding member of PUMA

:evilgrin:

[swimboy]

52. I actually HAVE seen them both in the same room together

I'm glad they've let her return.

And I'm fairly sure she's done more than a few things our Midlo has not.

Cheers!

[LostinVA]

57. Midlo has NEVERn looked at Babeland's siteon Leftymom's laptop

WAIT -- LM has visited Midlo in Richmond?!

[Aristus]

53. Haruka is an ugly, nasty, thoroughly unappealing person.

See? Totally unfounded!

:loveya: Loves me some Haruka! B-)

[RetroLounge]

61. She took a bunch of 'those' pictures for Flvegan...

but accidentally PM'ed them to me...

:9

RL