How much wood

[Jamastiene]

would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

...

And, more importantly, why are they called woodchucks if they don't chuck wood?

These are the types of silly questions my mind dwells on until I feel like I am going stark raving mad. It all comes full circle, though, when I realize I am already stark raving mad and then I'm ok.

:crazy:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

1. One bright day

in the middle of the night
Two dead boys
got up to fight.

Back to back
they faced each other
drew their swords
and shot each other

I swear it is true
If you don't believe me
Ask the blind man
He saw it, too!

;) :hi:

[Jamastiene]

4. Beautiful poem.

:) :hi:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

7. heh...

I learned it about the same time I learned the Woodchuck thing. funny the things one remembers and how they relate to other things and how the world goes round...late night musings :toast: :hi:

[mcctatas]

2. OMG!

I was pondering that on facebook yesterday:

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******is wondering how much wood could a woodchuck chuck... 8:31am
- 6 Comments

friend one: at 9:18am November 13
none silly!

friend two: at 11:04am November 13
Woodchucks can't chuck wood - so there! Now....Donald Rumsfeld was giving the President his daily briefing....

me at 7:28pm November 13
Woodchucks really can't chuck wood? WTF?

friend two: at 7:34pm November 13
He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed." ...

me: at 7:36pm November 13
How many are in a brazillion? That joke will never get old...

friend two: at 7:37pm November 13
As compared to the woodchuck joke....I liked the idea of the woodchipper better :-)

[Jamastiene]

5. Great minds and all...

:evilgrin: :pals: :hi:

[Tom Kitten]

3. If a woodchuck could chuck wood

He would chuck, he would, as much as he could.

and more importantly,

A woodchuck is a type of marmot more commonly known as a groundhog, or sometimes a
whistlepig. All three names conjure up amusing etymological
possibilities, but the 'chuck' in 'woodchuck' probably derives from
one or more Native American languages (Algonquian "ockqutchaun" or
Cree "otcheck", etc.), so the origin of the 'chuck' part of the name
has nothing whatsoever to do with the verb 'to chuck', or 'to throw'...

and most importantly,

Aren't my cut and paste skills most impressive?

[Jamastiene]

6. I love it.

Exceptional cut and paste skills you got there, I must say! :hi:

[H2O Man]

8. How much ground

could a ground hog grind
if a ground hog
could grind ground?