Mean things kids do to each other.

[TNDemo]

There were three of us - two older brothers - and we were all born within four years of each other. Since I was the youngest I think I got the brunt of it but can laugh about it now. I was really young and dumb (just a kid) and one brother had me jumping out of windows with a sheet or an umbrella (worked in the cartoons). He would also sit on my chest and fart. One day he actually talked me into smelling my dog's butt after convincing me how it smelled like roses. The other brother had me play a game with him where I would close my eyes and he would tell me where to step. Of course he directed me into a fresh hot pile of dog poo and I was barefoot. He also would lock me out of the house during the day while my mother was at work. I would tell her he would do that and ask her not to go and he would assure her I was making it up and not to worry and go on to work and as soon as she drove off he would open the door and shove me out and lock it. Sometimes it was pretty dang cold. He would let me in right before she got home and I would tell her he did again but he would give her that look like "she is just making this up - ignore it." Once I became an adult she apologized for not believing me but guess it was a little late by then.

So, tell me what you endured as a kid (or a college student- whatever is funnier). When in college we used to put the Saran wrap over the toilet and Vaseline on the seat or put shaving cream in a paper cup, squeeze the top together, put it under someone's door and stomp on it.