OktoberKid typed up his letter to Santa today. Hoo boy.

[Lyric]

We sat him down in front of the computer, pulled up MS Word, and told him he needed to type it out himself, with no spelling help. This is the result. (He's 8, by the way.)

What I Want For Crismas by B******

A Zabuzo hedband and sord
And one big Bakugan
And a Leaf Vilge hedband
And a nuther five packs of Bakugan
And some new Legos and Lego men
And a Bakugan battel arena
That is all

Oh and somthing for my Mom and Deb
And for my dog who was good.
The cats were bad.
That is all

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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Poor kitties. I wonder if they know that they've been narked on to the Big Guy.

:cry:

[Fire Walk With Me]

1. Lol- He's too sexy for his cats, too sexy...poor pussycat!

[Lyric]

3. He explained this just a few minutes ago:

"The cats always sleep with you, and not with me. And it smells when they poop. Plus, I have a cat scratch, see? *holds up finger*"

He conveniently forgets that he GOT that teensy little cat scratch because he was trying to..."convince"...the youngest cat to sit quietly in the back of his dump truck while he zoomed it down the hallway.

:eyes:

[flvegan]

2. Short of the legos, I have no idea what any of that is.

Me = old.

[Lyric]

4. Naruto stuff, and some new little toys that he's crazy about called Bakugan.

He actually spelled Bakugan correctly, too! I looked it up. I find it incredibly amusing that he can spell properly in Japanese, but not so well in English.

[flvegan]

7. I don't even get your definition.

:rofl:

Naruto?

[LeftyMom]

8. Some of those weird Japanese cartoons that don't make any sense.

:shrug:

[Lyric]

9. Popular anime cartoon. Actually, I think the Bakugan thing is a cartoon too.

And we don't even HAVE TV service. I swear, he gets it via osmosis from the other kids or something.

[Midlodemocrat]

5. Me=older.

:cry:

[LeftyMom]

6. Not by so much. It's Geezer McPolyesterpants' Nth birthday today.

[Midlodemocrat]

11. I think I've got a good ten years on that hottie.

[LeftyMom]

12. Hey watch who you're calling a hottie, Mrs. Robinson.

:P

:rofl:

[Midlodemocrat]

13. Oh, like it's MY fault that he posted his pic on DU.

:eyes:

[DS1]

10. I'm telling my cat on him

[Oeditpus Rex]

14. He will get...

A SHRUBBERY!













One that looks nice. And not too expensive.

[Lyric]

15. I'm surprised he didn't include that!

Apparently the magnetic attraction of shiny plastic creatures is powerful stuff.

[Oeditpus Rex]

16. When you're 8, Christmas-listin' is series stuff

There's No Room for Levity in a Letter to Santa.



(He's Right, You Know.)









Besides, Boo knows where he can get a shrubbery any time.

[MountainLaurel]

17. Poor kitties, indeed

:rofl:

You definitely need to save that for when he's a teenager and his first girl/boyfriend comes to meet the 'rents.

[bigwillq]

18. Good for the dog!

:P ;) :) That is too cute! I hope he gets everything he wants! :hi:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

19. Squeeeeee !!

8 Is a good age for the Holiday Season :D

sounds like a good kid.