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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-30-08 11:27 PM
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FUCK!!! no no no no no!!!!
I just knocked of a bottle of cheap whiskey, 12 beers, 2 bags of Doritos, and 3 glasses of Baileys and Brandy...

AND I FORGOT I HAVE MAJOR SURGERY SCHEDULED FIRST THING IN THE MORNING.

:grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :beer:
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Prisoner_Number_Six Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-30-08 11:33 PM
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1. As long as you don't eat or drink after midnight...
:headbang:
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-30-08 11:34 PM
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2. Whew....
got another half hour then :beer:
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-30-08 11:47 PM
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3. Vasectomy?
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-30-08 11:49 PM
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4. That's part of it....
and without going into too much detail, the rest of it involves major and numerous incisions in the head, neck, chest, abdomen and limb areas.
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-01-08 12:03 AM
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8. Your sig line is so disturbing.
Both parts...like a kick in the nads.
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-30-08 11:51 PM
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5. That'll all be out of your system by the time you go in for surgery.
But coming out of the anesthesia with a hangover is going to destroy your head for days! x(

Sucks to be you. :P
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-30-08 11:54 PM
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6. Anesthesia?
My insurance sucks. Anesthesia consists of a phone book to bite on. :P
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-30-08 11:58 PM
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7. Oh good. Then you're all set.
You shouldn't have any problems, and the whiskey will probably help. :)
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