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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-01-08 07:54 PM
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When I was little, my mom used to tell me that a potatoe would grow in my unwashed ear...
I would simply reply to her "Nice post, Dan Quayle".

Then she would go like this... :spank:
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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-01-08 07:56 PM
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1. nice post Pube
:woohoo: :hi: :hug:
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-01-08 07:59 PM
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2. I never knew potas had toes
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-01-08 08:12 PM
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3. My sisters used to tell me
that the calcium deposits in my finger nails were worms eating their way out and I got them by not washing my hands after using the bathroom. I used to freak out as they approached the tips of the nails.
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-01-08 08:21 PM
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4. Damn...
that's enough to freak a kid out :scared:
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