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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-01-08 08:33 PM
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If I watch too much porn, will I forget how to "do it"?
I ask, because (along the same lines) I just finished writing "Are You Hungry?" on about fifty paper plates for a presentation I have to do tomorrow.
About 25 plates in, the word "hungry" ceased to look like a real word anymore, and I could no longer remember if I was spelling it correctly. It just looked wrong. I had to go look it up in a dictionary.

:crazy:
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-01-08 08:36 PM
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1. Behave, flvegan.
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-01-08 08:42 PM
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3. Your restraint is applauded.
Or snorted at in a childish manner. It could go either way.

:P
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-01-08 08:40 PM
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2. No, it is just like riding reverse cowgirl on a bicycle!
:evilgrin:
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-01-08 08:42 PM
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4. That sounds like how I pulled a hip muscle.
x(
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-01-08 09:41 PM
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10. Further comments from the hottest chat-bot on the web
Edited on Mon Dec-01-08 09:41 PM by Orrex
:freak:


On edit: Whoops! I totally misinterpreted what that smiley's supposed to be doing. Mea culpa!
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-01-08 09:21 PM
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5. No, but having sex at the Drs Office might suddenly seem normal.
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foxfeet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-01-08 09:32 PM
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6. Did you know how to "do it" in the first place?
Just askin'. . .
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-01-08 09:33 PM
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7. No.
:hug:
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Haole Girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-01-08 09:39 PM
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8. Does watching love stories make one forget how to love?
Well... that one could actually. Hell.. I don't know.
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Frosty1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-01-08 09:41 PM
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9. Do what?
:freak:
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