Best Christmas song to appall the family?

[Robb]

Poll question: Best Christmas song to appall the family?

Merry Christmas, I don't want to fight tonight (Ramones)

Silent Night (Bad Religion)

Last Christmas (Wham!)

O Come, All Ye Faithful (Twisted Sister)

Santa Claus is Coming to Town (Dokken)

Jingle Bells (Skid Row)

[Symarip]

1. Here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEe55NxFSSU

[unpossibles]

2. Wizzard - I wish it could be Christmas Every Day

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvjWrdt4jlY

[Tuesday Afternoon]

3. Christmas In Prison ~ John Prine

can't find Prine...will have to settle for a cover version:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eb4dSQPyLrg

[mikeytherat]

4. A parody we wrote many, many years ago (to the tune of "Santa Claus is Coming to Town").

Here's a sample:

He sees you when you're sleeping,
he knows when you're in bed.
You won't wake up on Christmas Day
because you will be dead.
Oh, you better not pout,
you better not cry,
don't make a sound, 'cuz if he hears it, you'll die!
Santa Claus is coming...to get you.

mikey_the_rat

[Kashka-Kat]

5. "Silent Night" by Tom Waits - hard to listen to even if you sorta like Tom Waits

[ThatsMyBarack]

6. "WRECK THE MALLS" by the Waitresses

http://www.jibjab.com/view/92487

[PassingFair]

7. ANY version of "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"

The horror, the horror.

[derby378]

10. ESPECIALLY the Jackson 5 version!

Pain. That's all there is now.

[seemunkee]

8. Santa Dog - The Residents

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhqUkwmSBko

Santa Dog's a Jesus Fetus
Santa Dog's a Jesus Fetus
Santa Dog's a Jesus Fetus
Has no presents,
Has no presence
In the future...
...In the future

A fleeting and a sleeting scene of snowness and of sleeves
A fleeting and a sleeting scene of snowness and of sleeves
A fleeting and a sleeting scene of snowness and of sleeves
A fleeting and a sleeting scene of snowness and of sleeves
A fleeting and a sleeting scene of snowness and of sleeves

A fleeting and a sleeting scene of snowness severed sleeves
Bing, Bing, Bing, Bong, Bong, Bong, Snowness severed sleeves

A fleeting and a greeting scene of effervescent eves
Bing, Bing, Bing, Bong, Bong, Bong, Effervescent eves

A greeting and a meeting team of hoarse and frosty words
Bing, Bing, Bing, Bong, Bong, Bong, Hoarse and frosty words

A greeting and a cheating team and other noxious herbs
Bing, Bing, Bing, Bong, Bong, Bong, Other noxious herbs

A fleeting and a sleeting scene of snowness and of sleeves
A fleeting and a sleeting scene of snowness and of sleeves

Santa Dog's a Jesus Fetus
Santa Dog's a Jesus Fetus
Santa Dog's a Jesus Fetus
Has no presents
Has no presence
In the Future!

[ghostsofgiants]

9. Christmas Time (Don't Let The Bells End)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-eslNwGXrI

[Bake]

11. Who Put the Dick On The Snowman - Rodney Carrington

That oughta do it.

Bake

[Resuscitated Ethics]

12. Christmas with Satan

James White and the Blacks, 2002
http://www.seattleweekly.com/2002-12-25/music/christmas-with-satan/
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=83746090

[ghostsofgiants]

13. "Fuck Christmas"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbTULjLtKP4

[soleiri]

14. The Pogues

Fairytale of New York

"Happy Christmas your arse
I pray God it's our last"