Check THESE out- Vibram's Five Fingers shoes

[underpants]

PRICE $80.00

http://www.vibramfivefingers.com/products/index.cfm

[billyskank]

1. I don't have fingers on my feet!

[DS1]

2. What's next? Fruit of the Looms with two testicle pouches?

[underpants]

3. Hmmm

support
warmth
perhaps a cotton linen lining

you could be on to something here

[BarenakedLady]

4. LoL

I'd like to see that.

No really.

[underpants]

6. See post #5

I am NOT kidding

[underpants]

5. US Patent # 5870779

http://www.patentstorm.us/patents/5870779/description.html

BACKGROUND OF THE INVENTION

1. Field of the Invention

The present invention relates to undergarments for males and more
particularly pertains to a new undergarment for separating the testicles
from the penis when worn.

2. Description of the Prior Art

The use of undergarments for males is known in the prior art. More
specifically, undergarments for males heretofore devised and utilized are
known to consist basically of familiar, expected and obvious structural
configurations, notwithstanding the myriad of designs encompassed by the
crowded prior art which have been developed for the fulfillment of
countless objectives and requirements.

Known prior art undergarments for males include U.S. Pat. No. 5,070,869;
U.S. Pat. No. 4,961,419; U.S. Pat. No. 4,195,630; U.S. Pat. No. 2,822,807;
PCT Patent No. WO 96/03895 (Inventor: Nakamura); and PCT Patent No. WO
94/24973.

While these devices fulfill their respective, particular objectives and
requirements, the aforementioned patents do not disclose a new
undergarment. The inventive device includes a main garment member having a
top waist opening, and a pair of spaced apart leg openings. The main
garment member has a genital opening located at the front of the main
garment member. A cover panel having an outer opening is coupled to the
main garment member. The cover panel is positioned on the front of the
main garment member such that the cover member covers the genital opening
of the main garment member. The cover panel and the front of the main
garment member defining a genital space between them. The cover panel also
has a pair elongate ducts extending along them with each the duct having
opposite upper and lower openings. A testicle pouch having an upper
opening and draw string is disposed in the genital space, with each end of
the draw string of the testicle pouch extending through one of the ducts
of the cover panel from the lower openings of the ducts and out through
the upper opening of their associated duct.

In these respects, the undergarment according to the present invention
substantially departs from the conventional concepts and designs of the
prior art, and in so doing provides an apparatus primarily developed for
the purpose of separating the testicles from the penis when worn.

[DS1]

7. This doesn't have them in individual pouches

Mine would.

heh. I said would

[Fire Walk With Me]

8. Not unless they come with matching Hulk Hands.

http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=hulk+hands&gbv=2

[underpants]

9. OOH!

adding those to my wish list

[SOteric]

10. I can't help but think

that footwear of this variety would be a poor choice for a picking up chicks/dudes.

[BarenakedLady]

11. Unless you are picking them up with your toes.

:shrug:

[SOteric]

12. I think a nice pedicure and a pair of sandals will do a better job of that.

[underpants]

14. What about the shoe-gazing crunchy granola crowd?

:shrug:

[Kali]

13. OMG HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

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:blush: I want.

[underpants]

15. I do too

but my family units tell me it ain't gonna happen

:-(

[ThomCat]

16. I wonder if those could really be all that comforable.

After all, there is a hell of a lot of variety in the shape of people's feet. If your toes don't fit exactly into those, that would probably hurt to walk in.

Do they come in hundreds of fractional sizes? Or do they expect only people with standard sized feet to wear them?
:shrug:

However, with all that said, I'd love to try a pair. :)

[alarimer]

17. But what if you have six toes?

Then I guess you are SOL.