All I want for Christmas

[pokerfan]

is an official Red Ryder, carbine action, 200-shot, Range Model air rifle with a compass on the stock and that thing which tells time.

[flvegan]

1. You'll shoot your eye out.

[pokerfan]

3. Ah, fudge!

Only I'm not saying 'fudge.' I'm saying THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the 'F-dash-dash-dash' word!

[elshiva]

4. Clean your mouth out with soap.

[pokerfan]

6. Will you have some, too?

[flvegan]

8. Your punishment might be touching your tongue to a frozen flagpole.

They'll have to call the fire department.

Nice bunny jammies, btw.

[pokerfan]

9. I'm a sucker for triple-dog dares

[elshiva]

2. Drink your Ovaltine.

[pokerfan]

5. I've changed my mind. I want something more practical...

[elshiva]

15. I want something even more practical:

The upper half of the woman as well:

[Breeze54]

7. All I want for Christmas is my front teeth !1!1!

Seriously... 1!1!

All I want for Christmas is my fake front teeth!1!1!


NOW!!!!

PS. Dental surgery really sucks! You betcha!! :P

[pokerfan]

13. Awesome emoticon!

And a http://www.youtube.com/v/SOYRdvyttW0">song for you.

[Breeze54]

16. Thank You !! That was a riot and

I've been looking for that song for a while... to send to my sister. ;)

:hi:

[FloridaJudy]

10. Here, Give this to your Dad.

Your Mom will thank you for it.

[pokerfan]

11. I can only afford the small one

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=8295162&mesg_id=8295193

[edbermac]

12. Oh no!!!!! It's SCUT FARKUS!!!

:scared:

[pokerfan]

14. Best part of the movie

when his mom doesn't tell his dad about the fight.