Happy "call in sick, smoke as much dope as you can, and post all day on DU" day.

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Good thing you have me around to remind you of the holidays.

[taterguy]

1. I left all my dope at work

Wish I had seen this post yesterday

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6. I wish I had thought of this yesterday.

[Callalily]

2. The calling in sick

part is very appealing. The smoke dope part, ummmm . . . no thank you.

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3. How about whiskey chugging?

[Callalily]

7. Whiskey? Naaaaaaahhhhh

I'm from Wisconsin. How about some nice Spotted Cow. :evilgrin:

http://www.newglarusbrewing.com/beers.cfm?BeerID=7

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8. Only 4.8% alcohol?

OK, I guess, but make sure you drink a lot of it.

[Callalily]

9. Really? Only 4.8% alcohol?

I never new that. Guess I'm a wimpy drinker. :rofl:

[hobbit709]

4. I don't have to call in, I work for myself.

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5. Well, there ya go!

[yasmina27]

10. Well, I don't smoke dope

makes me sleepy and nauseous, but I called off work to be here when the cable guy comes to hook up our new tv. I'm on my 3rd beer.

Does that count?

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11. Yes, that counts.