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Jamastiene (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-05-08 03:48 AM Original message |
You know you are getting old when _____________. |
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Indi Guy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-05-08 05:04 AM Response to Original message |
1. when ___________McCain looks like a whippersnapper!... n/t |
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RandomThoughts (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-05-08 05:46 AM Response to Original message |
2. when you |
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sarge43 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-05-08 09:50 AM Response to Original message |
3. .... when your |
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Bertha Venation (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-05-08 10:05 AM Response to Original message |
4. someone who was born when you were an adult became an adult herself |
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spinbaby (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-05-08 10:22 AM Response to Original message |
5. When you notice your son is balding. |
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Doc_Technical (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-05-08 12:31 PM Response to Original message |
6. you notice that |
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alsame (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-05-08 01:22 PM Response to Original message |
7. when you |
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billyskank (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-05-08 02:05 PM Response to Original message |
8. And you can't sit back down again without heaving a sigh |
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Blue Diadem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-05-08 02:14 PM Response to Original message |
9. when you realize your baby is going to be 30. |
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IndianaJones (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-05-08 02:21 PM Response to Original message |
10. you can pull the skin on your scrotum over your own head. nt. |
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Skittles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-05-08 04:47 PM Response to Reply #10 |
28. scheduling IndianaJones for an immediate ass-kicking |
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old mark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-05-08 05:50 PM Response to Reply #10 |
32. ...and that's the only hair up there....other than in your ears.nt |
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madinmaryland (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-05-08 02:47 PM Response to Original message |
11. GET OFF MY LAWN, KIDS! |
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BarenakedLady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-05-08 02:49 PM Response to Original message |
12. You wonder at quarter to 3 in the afternoon if it's bedtime yet. |
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redqueen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-05-08 02:49 PM Response to Original message |
13. When you think of teenagers and twenty-somethings as 'kids'. (nt) |
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dawgmom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-05-08 03:04 PM Response to Reply #13 |
18. Yup. That's the one. |
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Dyedinthewoolliberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-05-08 02:50 PM Response to Original message |
14. It doesn't work on its own anymore! |
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Skittles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-05-08 04:48 PM Response to Reply #14 |
29. no, but us gals sure do |
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FloridaJudy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-05-08 02:51 PM Response to Original message |
15. You find yourself going to lots of funerals,.. |
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NightWatcher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-05-08 03:01 PM Response to Original message |
16. when you sit on the toilet and your nuts hit the water |
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Arugula Latte (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-05-08 03:14 PM Response to Reply #16 |
20. Friend, there is a solution to your problem: |
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NightWatcher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-05-08 03:18 PM Response to Reply #20 |
21. oh gawd, I needed that laugh today. Good to know that there's hope for me in 30 years |
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suninvited (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-05-08 03:29 PM Response to Reply #20 |
22. Boy, did I get an education today. |
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trof (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-05-08 05:01 PM Response to Reply #20 |
30. oh jeez |
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Lil Missy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-05-08 05:51 PM Response to Reply #20 |
33. ROTFLOL!!!! |
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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-05-08 03:02 PM Response to Original message |
17. You sit down on the floor and can't get up again. |
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dawgmom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-05-08 03:05 PM Response to Original message |
19. You realize you will never wear high heels again... |
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FloridaJudy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-05-08 04:01 PM Response to Reply #19 |
23. Bingo! eom |
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monmouth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-05-08 04:04 PM Response to Original message |
24. The President Elect is exactly the same age as your son...(sigh)....n/t |
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Ikonoklast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-05-08 04:39 PM Response to Original message |
25. Not only are you older than every professional athlete, |
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Skittles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-05-08 04:46 PM Response to Original message |
26. you have more money than you did when you were young |
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plcdude (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-05-08 04:47 PM Response to Original message |
27. When the offspring |
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trof (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-05-08 05:08 PM Response to Original message |
31. You are older than the president of the U.S. and will be from now on. |
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hvn_nbr_2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-05-08 07:15 PM Response to Original message |
34. How I found out that I was getting old |
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trof (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-05-08 07:23 PM Response to Original message |
35. You walk into the kitchen and stand there. |
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Redstone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-05-08 07:24 PM Response to Original message |
36. When you're jealous of people who can walk into a room, and |
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XemaSab (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-05-08 07:25 PM Response to Original message |
37. You're getting fatter by the year |
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FloridaJudy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-05-08 07:29 PM Response to Original message |
38. You replace all your light bulbs with compact fluorescents |
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The Velveteen Ocelot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-05-08 07:42 PM Response to Original message |
39. --You stay home most Saturday nights, and you like it that way. |
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CreekDog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-05-08 07:47 PM Response to Original message |
40. I had the perfect comeback to that line |
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dgibby (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-05-08 08:40 PM Response to Original message |
41. You wonder how that old bag in your bathroom mirror got into your house. |
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DemBones DemBones (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-05-08 09:11 PM Response to Reply #41 |
42. "Mirror, mirror on the wall, I am my mother after all." nt |
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machI (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-06-08 07:42 AM Response to Original message |
43. The sign at the Convenience Store says: 'We card everyone' and they don't card you when you buy beer |
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SalmonChantedEvening (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-06-08 08:25 AM Response to Original message |
44. You remember when this was all fields and farms. |
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