Well....

[MrScorpio]

What's YOUR excuse?

[LeftyFingerPop]

1. I'm stupid.

[MrScorpio]

6. That can be fixed

[mulsh]

2. It's society's fault.

n/t

[MrScorpio]

8. Nurture more than nature, eh?

You can move

[mulsh]

11. but, my parents were always there for me.

the deck was stacked.

[MissHoneychurch]

3. I'm German

sorry ....

[MrScorpio]

5. Ten years ago, I left Germany to return to the states

That excuse was old a long time ago

[crim son]

4. I overate.

(hangs head)

[MrScorpio]

9. Drink a glass of water before you eat again

It'll fill you up some

[MissMillie]

7. My dog ate it.

:shrug:

[MrScorpio]

10. Stop making it so dogilicious

[SeattleGirl]

12. Who says I need one?

:P

[Deep13]

13. Seemed like a good idea at the time. nt

[BarenakedLady]

14. I just don't fucking feel like it.

OK?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

15. I was abducted by aliens.

[ghostsofgiants]

16. It's my first day.

[Deep13]

17. No one was using that side of the road anyway! nt

[LeftyMom]

18. He did it.

[madinmaryland]

19. It's the Clenis' fault!

[mcctatas]

20. The but asked to be tutched...

I swear! ;)

[Deep13]

21. I was acquitted, you know! nt

[tjwash]

22. My mom rolled over while my dad was having a wet dream

At least that's what I heard

[redqueen]

23. My brain is broken.

:(

[harmonicon]

24. I was distraught,

and I'd been drinking for weeks straight.

[SoxFan]

25. The liberal media lied