Modify a Christmas Carol...

[mcctatas]

here is one my sorority sisters and I did way back when:

(to the tune of O Christmas Tree)

Oh Green Condom
Oh Green Condom
Protect me from nasty STD's
Oh Green Condom
Oh Green Condom
Keep me safe and Healthy
Your latex is so strong and tight
So please don't break in me tonight
Oh Green Condom
Oh Green Condom
I hope what's inside lasts all night long

:P

[Dr. Strange]

1. Carol of the Cats

I'll tell you what
Don't tutch the but
Just step away
Cat wants to play
Give him a ball
Don't make him crawl
Out of his hut
Don't tutch the but



What?

[mcctatas]

2. You sir are going to get one of the first run DTTB shirts, gratis!

:rofl:

[Dr. Strange]

3. If I have more time later, perhaps I'll add some more lines.

Or maybe someone else will.

:hi:

[mcctatas]

5. Nope...

this thread is doomed :P

[mcctatas]

4. Oh come on people...

surely someone else is as perverse and bored as I am!

[Dr. Strange]

6. More!

I tutched the but on Christmas day.
The cat got mad and ran away.
And through the years, although I've grown,
I just can't leave that cat alone.