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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-12-08 07:27 PM
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I just bought the winning ticket for tonight's Mega Millions - help me spend it
Edited on Fri Dec-12-08 07:30 PM by sniffa
I'm going to be winning $207M and receiving a 141.3M lump sum so I've got money to burn now.

First thing I'm going to do is pay off our student loans.

Next I may get on a plane for the first time and go somewhere (I'm thinking Sacramento or Branson).

After that I will buy a monocle and top hat.

With most of my remaining money I will trade them in for their value in gold coins.

I will then invest my remaining money in a wooden vat large enough to hold my gold coins (depth is not an issue but area is) and install a high, spring diving board.

How does that sound?
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Lyric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-12-08 07:29 PM
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1. Ducktales, wooo-ooo.
:thumbsup:
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-12-08 07:48 PM
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6. ...
:D
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bicentennial_baby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-12-08 07:31 PM
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2. ...
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-12-08 07:33 PM
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3. You're always my target audience
:rofl:

:loveya:
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Shakespeare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-12-08 07:39 PM
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4. First, give me a fucking quarter.
Then we'll talk about how to spend the rest. :P
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-12-08 07:48 PM
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5. Do you have change for a $1M dollar bill?
If so then proceed.

:D
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Shakespeare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-12-08 07:49 PM
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7. Fuck off, you ugly fucking fuck.
And I still want my goddamn quarter. x(







:7 :hi: :loveya:
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-12-08 08:04 PM
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8. UFF! UFF!
:loveya:
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-12-08 08:07 PM
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9. Nobody gets to make Sacramento jokes but me.
x(
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-12-08 08:26 PM
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10. I actually did that for you
:rofl:
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hippywife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-12-08 09:09 PM
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11. Ummm...
Edited on Fri Dec-12-08 09:09 PM by hippywife
why Branson?
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Solon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-12-08 09:17 PM
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13. Yeah, I was going to ask the same thing, I've been there, multiple times...
Uhm, not much to say about the place, to be frank about it.
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hippywife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-12-08 09:22 PM
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14. Of all the places one could pick
in the world to go, that one along with Vegas, would be among the last choices on my list.

:hi:
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TieDyedDad Donating Member (219 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-12-08 09:12 PM
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12. Hire Van Halen to play yr birthday party....
Like this dude....
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