I've been drinking whiskey for 6 hours, and now I'm feeling violent. Ask me anything.

[LeftyFingerPop]

:hug:

[Shell Beau]

1. What has pissed you off more than anything else?

Great thing to ponder while one feels violent!!












:P

[LeftyFingerPop]

2. Since you are female, I will keep my cool...

but if there is some male that has been bothering you, let me know, and I'll kick his fucking ass by beating him with a shovel.

[Shell Beau]

5. Oohh!! Only if that shovel is in fact a chin that was mistaken for a shovel!

:P

[S n o w b a l l]

3. Ok...what's your favorite song right now?

[LeftyFingerPop]

7. MUSKRAT LOVE, ENGI! WANNA MAKE SOMETHING OF IT?

:loveya:

[S n o w b a l l]

11. Nah...you need to get out all those volatile emotions...

[LeftyFingerPop]

14. I'm a sensitive guy...I'm just misunderstood...

:cry:

[Jamastiene]

4. Will you "have a talk" with Bucky for me?

He posted a picture of Carrot Top with no warning whatsoever. I may be blinded for life now because of that horrible shit and the inevitable bad bleach job. I'll never be ok again. :cry:

[LeftyFingerPop]

9. i'LL BEAT HIS ASS WITH AN ATHLETIC SOCK FILLED WITH QUARTERS.

[Jamastiene]

31. My hero!

:hug: :loveya:

[Jamastiene]

6. Will you "have a talk" with Bucky for me?

He posted a picture of Carrot Top with no warning whatsoever. I may be blinded for life now because of that horrible shit and the inevitable bad bleach job. I'll never be ok again. :cry:

[darkstar]

8. When you gonna pass that bottle, asschomp?

[LeftyFingerPop]

10. LISSEN UP SIZZLECHEST....I'LL FUCKIN' SLAM YOUR FACE INTO THE...

HOOD OF MY TRUCK, YOU GOT IT?

I'LL PULL A FUCKIN' BAM BAM ON YA PEBBLES...

[TieDyedDad]

12. Hang on

I wanna take bets on this fight!

[LeftyFingerPop]

15. darkstar can take me....I'm a pussy

[darkstar]

16. One man gone and another to go

Hi TDD! Nice to meet you.

But 2 deadheads about to fight ain't worth the wager....

[darkstar]

13. THAT'S FRUITY PEBBLRES TO YOU, DOUCHENOZZLE

[elshiva]

17. How many fingers am I holding up?

:hug: :hug:

[LeftyFingerPop]

19. PULL MY FINGER ELSHIVA

:hug:

[elshiva]

23. I pulled your finger, philboy.

I will always pull your finger. :) :hug: :pals:

[Tom Kitten]

18. What gas station are you working at tonight?

If I stop there and say give me a philboy will you be courteous and friendly and gladly phil my tank? Or do you live in a self service state?

[LeftyFingerPop]

20. YOU TALKIN SHIT KITTEN? WANNA SMACK?

[Tom Kitten]

24. Why yes. Yes I am!

Let's do it! You and who's army?

[Shardik]

21. Why are you still standing?

:)

[LeftyFingerPop]

22. I'm sitting, on the floor, naked, except for my socks, cuz it's cold.

[baldguy]

25. Did you punch the guy at the end of the bar

just 'cause you didn't like his face?

[Critters2]

26. Still cold, huh? nt

[TK421]

27. Are you listening to Nine Inch Nails by any chance?

it's my favorite angry-mood music

[LeftyFingerPop]

28. No, I'm actually not angry...

I'm listening to some Grateful Dead.

I'm feeling pretty mellow right now...how are you doing? :hi:

[TK421]

29. Drunk on some cheap-ass white wine I got from work tonight

me and a co-worker decided to un-cork a few bottles between intermission. Right now, I'm a bit dizzy.

Glad to see you are mellow....judging by your OP I thought at first something bad happened?

[LeftyFingerPop]

30. Oh no...

I've had a bottle of red wine and a few LaBatt's. I'm in a lot of physical pain tonight, and the pain killers have not worked for weeks. So, I stopped taking them, and decided to have a few drinks tonight, which I have not done in a month or so.

As far as the whiskey drinking, that's all total crap... :D